You know this bitch? Her name's Minerva, Goddess of um...Everything. She's a pretty cool guy, doesn't afraid of anything, all that such. But she's got 1 million HP and she asks you point blank to kick her in the asshole. Most people can't. Most people fail. Most people never even get to meet her. But I came, I saw, I conquered, then came again. Battle took me an hour and 43 minutes, what did you do for your hour and 43 minutes? I bet it wasn't very pleasant. Shit was so cash. For those who don't know Minerva is the optional Boss in Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII and is only available for battle in side mission 9-6-6, which is, in fact, the final of 300 side missions. So suck it.
