Hey, let's look at Twilight this way.

Beat me to it :<

 

This thread makes me cry of laughter. I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing.

Edward=Pussy Virgin Vampire.

I read the a chapter of Twilight from someone at school before the whole Twilight craze started. I never thought much of it at the time, but when I re-read the whole series it was like a whole different thing. I can't even remember what I originally thought the characters were like.

 

I didn't read all the posts but did anybody think of this quote during the books

Death till they part Which applies to all the vampires

 

THis is a point. When Bella's heart stops bleeding I don't see them filing a death divorce or having a funeral. But then again, Stephenie Meyer made it that way. So what exactly keeps them alive?

 

They"ll stay together forever unless one mauls the other in an arguement. Wouldn't this sound funny in the Twilight series. Bella I found another girl and I think I love her

 

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I lol'd a whole lot.

I have that same thing, exept I got twilight is sexist & twilight is love on a knife edge aswell as being ******ed, awful, overrated and horrible

 

I was going to comment on how funny the pics were but... where the hell is this music coming from? O_o

 

I heard P was doing it​