Hey KHV, you tried mercenary work?

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  1. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    DO YOU GET INTO THE CLOUD DISTRICT OFTEN

    OH WHO AM I KIDDING OF COURSE YOU DON'T

    **** you nazeem i hope a dragon eats your face
     
  2. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    The Jarl's wizard thinks i'm **** at magic?

    MOTHER ****ER, I AM HEAD OF THE COLLEGE OF WINTERHOLD!
     
  3. Kites Chaser

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    i know right? now he brews me mead etc etc

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  4. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Destruction magic ftw.
     
  5. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Oh god this, absolutely this, and the subtitles seem to agree also, what a waste, he was a waste of human resource, him and his annoying repeating dialogue.

    Speaking of marriage in Skyrim, I just married Aela. Seems pretty good so far, opened up a store, always ask her to come with me on quests, and turn into werewolves whenever it seems that we're going to get raped by a bunch of enemies. And we rule the companions together even though all of the members still act like I'm the newbie still.
     
  6. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    I want to marry Farkas so bad.

    SO bad.
     
  7. The Fuk? Dead

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    No lollygaggin'
     
  8. miaulement Traverse Town Homebody

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    Wait... I know you!

    You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people.
     
  9. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    You know, I got to thinking. What if I'm the Dragonborn and I just don't know it yet?
     
  10. Spike H E R O

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    You only hate me because I'm Khajiit.
     
  11. The Fuk? Dead

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    Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? The have curved swords.


    Curved. Swords.
     
  12. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Releasing a captured dragon. I don't think I'll ever understand that one.