Hey guys guess wat???

I got out of dancing by faking I was sick. Fcuk its awesome being at home!!! :D

 

You are hardcore.

 

HOW TO FAKE SICK
Step 1. Complain that your head hurts the previous night, ask for advil/ibuprofen
Step 2. Stay up all night and wake your parents up at 5am and say your head hurts really badly, get more medication
Step 4. Say you aren't hungry, then go to bed and dont get up. Slur your talking a bit, and say your head hurts so much that its hard to even walk because its making you dizzy
Step 5. See Step 3

 

Is it okay if I do 2. on a regular basis, minus the bit about my head hurting and medication and plus thirty minutes?

 

best way to fake the seasonal sickness:

-pretend to catch swine flu, by having a phobia of pigs.

if you don't want such a dramatic sickness go for:

-nagging, slurring of words, no food, etc. etc.

 

Best way to fake sickness: Measure your fever, then when your mom doesn't look, hold the thermometer against a burning lamp before showing it to her.

 

who cares? i skip school and cheerleading practice all the time :/