Here's how to make a thread, mongo xD

You're lucky you were born in Ancient Rome and not the Mongol Invasions, miss.

Those guys are hardcore.

 

Australia, damnit get it right. English troops are after you.

 

Indeed. They were the only group of invaders in history that successfully conquered Russia in Winter.

 

Orly now ?

 

In this time period, the "English" are a band of Germanic and Celtic tribes, miss.

We can always use the time machine, if you wish.

Oh yes indeed. They also had the largest empire to date.

A shame it fell to pieces.

 

For someone your age, you are very smart.

 

That it did.

 

Many people say that.

Quite so .

 

Yeah....-_-...last good Mongol was Timur the Lame. Although I forgot what the hell he was doing. I think he was hanging out terrorizing people in the Middle East....>_>

 

Those ****ers stole my lunchbox ;~; I had apples in there

Stop bullying Desi >: or I will eat you all

 

Like I said, don't get CtR angry, she'll f*ck you up.

 

CtR vs. Ancient Rome?

Oh dear. Will this be written in the updated history books as the greatest event in history?

 

I totally want to see this. :D

 

I believe he was. Tamerlane also conquered some of Central Asia, I believe.

 

.....you mean East Asia. I made that mistake on a quiz before, but yes, you're correct. A mongol formed dynasty in China called the Yuan dynasty.

 

I can summarize it for you:

Thousands of Roman legionnaires appear at the gates of Rome, ready to defend their precious city from a single woman named Kayleah. They slowly walk up to her in a disciplined manner, holding their shields up, until...

"HYAHHH!"

Kayleah smashes down her Banhammer, the size of Gaul itself, on Rome, slaughtering many citizens and soldiers alike. The legionnaires are awed with her power, and she becomes worshiped as a Roman Goddess.

Which was founded by Kublai Khan, correct?

 

There is a moment in time when a person admits defeat and bows in humility. Like when a high schooler learning College History gets owned by someone a few years younger.

 

I'm with Kay and Desi 8D​

 

Now now. It's a simple matter of reading a great deal of books.

The Romans shall worship you as the Cookie Goddess.

Even though everyone else does.

 

Thank you, I was looking for a new siggy quote! ^_^​