Hello from Amsterdam!

I just took a 12 hour trip across the globe to get here. Anyway, I'll be doing vacation stuff for the next two and half weeks.

Fun facts!
The restrooms are marked "Toilet" instead "Restroom."
I'm over the legal drinking age here.
This is coming to you from my uncle's house boat.

 

In Australia, I'm nearly at the legal drinking age. You gonna take advantage and get drunk?

 

Nah, I'm still gonna let American laws apply to me. And besides, I'm only allowed to drink beer. And beer looks and smells like someone pissed in your cup. No thank you.

 

Yeah, beer is grotty. I've accidently had it, and my dad tricked me into drinking rum once, tastes like horrid cough syrup.

 

I can imagine. Though there is this one place that's like a beer hotspring. You go there and soak in hot beer. It's supposed to be really good for your skin or something.

 

Or make you drunk... either way.

 

Yeah, good for the skin, making you drunk. Tomato tamahto.

EDIT: I just found my uncle's toilet. The lid is shaped like a piano.

 

I'm getting drunk tonight.


Say hi to Mr. Pumpkin for me

 

I haven't been able to find Mr. Pumpkin. I was planning on meeting him but then he suddenly disappeared from the forums.

 

I wonder why...

 

Oh, lol

You better get stoned.

 

I'm not gonna get stoned, but my 8 year old nephw might as well be. He slept for 3 hours and when I finally got him up, he came down to the couch and is now sleeping some more.

 

You should never drink rum by itself.
Have it with coke.
5 parts coke 1 part rum
tasty.

 

Please do not encourage the Dutch to throw stones at the poor man on his vacation.

 

Then what the hell are you doing in Amsterdam?

 

I have family here. And apparently I also have rich family in Gorssel. I just had dinner with them. Yay me?

 

Get a bike while you're there.

When I went to Amsterdam it was amazing, I wish I could go back.

 

Hitting up the Red Light District?

;D

 

Hola from Mexico!

 

Funny you should say that. My uncle wants my cousin to give me a tour of Amsterdam on bike when she gets back from Germany with her female dog of a mother.

Nah. Unless you're there. ;D

And I'm in Gorssel now. At a bed and breakfast called Bed and Breakfast. :lolface: And the tap water here is AMAZING.