Heaven or hell?

i TOTALLY agree

me? HEAVEN! :)

 

*laughs* pathetic

*talks to demon*

*demon turns on deathight444*

*goes reaper demon form*

*grabs scythe*

Big Mistake.

 

aha! that's what my cousin was trying to do. He tried to kill himself as a (so called) sin, to see what hell was like. I'll go down there, puposly(spelling?)
get bored, come back, tell him what it was like, go back down, kill the ruler,
then go to heaven, as to jesus will make hell the south side of heaven (or
the more gangsta part).

 

No offence, but your cousin must have been one pathetic little piece of crud for doing that, because suicide is a sad, and pathetic way to try to die. Also, you aren't supposed to go to hell first. You go to heaven to be forgiven of your sins, then you get saint michael's sword, then you kill satan. Luckily, I already am all good with the part of getting saint michael's sword cause guess what, MY NAMES MICHAEL. And Kairi Sora riku owns, do you think that you pose a threat to me? I have seen things scarier then your mother, and let me tell you, your mother is pretty scary (ohhhhhhh, dissed). Lol, jken about that incase you actualy take offence to that

 

Wow, I never realized how pitiful the minds of some people on this forum are.
Double hell? Oh, you're clever. :\ Perhaps you mean the ninth circle? Whatever, I'm not of that belief anyway.

When I die, I want one of my friends and/or family members to be awesome enough to put my body in a playground during the night. Preferably in like a tube slide or something.

 

Last time comments wer said about my mother I left the forum. And I fell out with the Owner of the Forum.

 

I choose Heaven, because I don't want that the Devil gets me.
I want to be with Jesus Christ and God.

 

Well listen up ok. Riku Sora Kairi owns, I just said that I was jking at the very end just so that way it would show that I am not actualy humiliating your mother, and that basicly shows that what I say is not true. And alice, I got double hell from watching this video of tenacious d in the pick of destiny, the original version, when satan is gonna take kage to double hell, so that was the quickest thing I could think up.

 

I always wanted to see that film...

Time for its song

Cos it was the Piiiick of destiny..

 

Lol, I always listen to 2 songs. Kickapoo and The Final Showdown, just to watch a fat kid sing in front of christians, and to watch the Satan (who is gay. Ya, thats right satan you gay man doer), get his stupid gay butt kicked

 

Well explode, once again, I have somthing to say against a persons ideas. You see, if my plan to take over hell fails and then Jesus rescues me from hell (since I know he will cause we cool like dat), then I gonna become a ghost (if earth still exsists by then). You see, heaven and hell both stink. In heaven, you never have a problem in the world, except for the fact that unless it is a nice video game, THERE WON'T BE ANY GOOD VIDEO GAMES. If you go to hell though, then you are going to burn for eternity with flame resistant bugs crawling in and out of your skin, and you will be reliving your nightmares over and over again. So I choose ghosty. Of course, if I take over hell, then I will turn it into an awsome place that isn't like heaven. Except psychos still must burn.

 

Well, generally, Christianity depicts heaven and hell as 'states of mind'. So there wouldn't be occupants like video games and the like. You would simply be at 'eternal peace'. I have no idea what the **** it means either.

 

GOD! THAT SOUNDS... great. I would probably be driven out of my mind, including
the fact that I'm the opposite of clostrophobic.

 

I AM IMMORTAAAAAAaaaAAAaaaL.

 

Well that is also a possibility, but technically, even though I was born and raised as a catholic, I do try to find out the true religion. I am not trying to make this into to big of a discussion, but can one honostly prove that there religion is the true one? I mean, when you think, you seem to be able to see here that all christian based religions that believe in one God, all seem to believe in there religion, due to a test of faith, but due to this, God did in fact, make a flaw. It is possible that one religion is in fact the one true religion, or, so many other religions were made that were similure, that the true religion was lost. I not saying that you should, but I am only putting it out there that this is in fact a possibility.

 

No, no with the current evidence no religion can be proved completely plausible. I'm agnostic, so I agree with that. I was just mentioning the standards of the Christian religion and it's sub-categories.

 

Ok. I just like to put what my ideal is out there. I do in fact think that every different religion might just hold the key to what the true religion is. I just need to figure out how to put it all together. Oh well, enouph about religions, who likes pie? You see, if you go to heaven, then you get angel pie, but if you go to hell, then you get an exploding pie. Perhaps that will help you all choose where to go

 

Why are people obsessed with killing God and Satan? Lmfao. Anyway, neither. I'm perfectly fine with staying under the ground and having worms and such eat away at my decaying flesh.