He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

Who is he, you may ask?

Spoiler

A stalker.

 

When I was a kid that song was scary, it was hard for me to sleep around this time of year.

 

Seeing them lyrics made me realize that Santa,,Is A PEDO LEECH!

 

There is a clear reason behind it.

 

Jesus christ why can't you guys ****ing stop it all ready

 

I alway thought he was in leauge with the Boogie Man.

 

You tell em, Santa.

 

We weren't talking about you.

We were talking about

Spoiler

A stalker.

 

you mean Tony blair?

 

He's an overweight, overpaid stalker and secret op agent for the U.S. government.

Proof.

 

I always thought "I saw mommy kissing santa claus" was the creepiest song. I mean think of how messed up that kid would be.

 

Well, like a typical man, he leaves while you're asleep. Eats all of your food...... and I can't say the rest D:

 

Scarring the child for life?

 

Kinda like the Santa on Friday After Next!

 

eh... or a really dirty joke.

 

Indeed. The kid would be like. "Santa steels mommies!"

and stuff like that and have all of the other kids watching out for Santa

 

There goes Christmas......

 

Christmas has already passed.

 

I know. I was talking about next year.

 

Like i would really want to touch any of your mothers. They're all disgusting.