Harriet's Birthday Fanfic! JohnxDalk

Mock the week = fucking epic.

 

Him ?

 

i need a beer.

 

Yes, him .

 

who ?

 

I hate you. 8D

*Drives to NYC*

I'm gonna find you, Ray. 8D

 

Part two:

Inside Dalk's Car while Haseo is driving :3 12:50am


Dalk was now ontop of John in the backseat while they were making out (dont kill meh D :) while one of Dalk's friends, Haseo was driving. Haseo was secretly recording this on the dashboard for his yaoi-loving friend, Xaale.

"God Dalk, I didnt know you were Bi?" He chuckled as he looke straight ahead on the roadas Dalk reached for John's belt buckled, but John stopped him "NO! LATER!' and Resumed kissing. Haseo pulled up into Dalk's house and stopped "NOW GET OUT!" He screamed as he pressed the button for the doors to slide open. They both fell onto the concreate of the driveway.


TO BE CONTINTUED (You might like the ending Harriet >D)

I LIVE ON 24*shot*

 

i don't want to know what is going on,but it has interested me so.

 

QUICK RAY DO A BARREL ROLLxxxx

 

Memento Mori is writing a story about Dr. John and I having gay sex.

 

So... I hear Chinatown sells cheap firearms.

 

Chapter 3:


SURPRISE!

John pushed Dalk into his own house moaning in his kisses and said drunkly

"Get on the bed!" he laughed and hiccuped as he stumbled into a wall while Dalk walked towards his bedroom.

"OVER HERE JOHN!" Dalk giggled as he layed on the bed. John stumbled into some lamps and walls, but found his way to the room

"Get ready!" John said as he jumped on the bed and took off his shirt and stood over Dalk. John reached for Dalks shirt and took it off. And then the light turned on.

"WHAT THE HELL DALK!?!?"a girl scremaed from the door way. Another boy in a top hat and cane said

"Wow...didnt know John would do something along the sorts of this..."

Another girl, with long brown hair looked on the two "Oh...my....god....IT'S MY WISH COME TRUE!!!!" she teared up as she pouced on John, and he gasped


"HARRIET!?! IM SO SORR.." but she stopped him

"I love my present John..." she kissed him fully on the lips, and he was highly confused. "Why..."

"I LOVE YAOI PARRINGS, SILLY" She smiled as John finally clonked out from the champaine..and Dalk

"DALK, YOU ARE NOW MY SUBJECT OF MY FIC!!!!" Xaale yelled as she dragged him out the house into her dung-I mean home

 

That I was, Rayku. That I was.

 

As Pope of Dalk's religion, and his number one Fan/Servant....


I DEMAND MORE BE WRITTEN THIS INSTANT!

(Or I'll beat you with my Sailor Pope bat...)

 

...Hey! I'm your inexplicable Love Child! I demand you act more like a mother!

*Latches onto Fearless' back*

 

...Let's get some ice cream!

 

*Dies*

I didn't even WANT to do him.

*Rageface*

 

*Shakes fist in the air*

Don't blame me! IT'S THE WRITER'S FAULT!a

Everyone! Let's riot on Rayku's profile!

 

...Mama... If Uncle John did Papa.... Will I get a new Brother or Sister?

 

Well technically, if either of us was physiologically capable of bearing an offspring, it would be your sibling and cousin. Ain't that great?