Happy now everyone?

Fine! I don't wanna visit your dingy little planet anyway! I've got the Space Colony! Well, at least your're right about the fight. It's obvious that I would win...

 

Because you're a chick magnet.

 

You think you would have a chance of defeating the princess of *planet name revomed*.

Unlike someone I know. advent, its u

 

And a guy magnet. *points to Original_Edward*

 

*Sobs*

Imma get Obsessed to beat you up! She's a tough wife!

*Returns to emo corner*

*Slitslitslit*

 

Dammit! I'm not a guy!

 

Why would my wife beat me up? I thought I was her wifey fo' lifey.

 

You're not?! *brain splode*

 

She's also quite abusive.

*Shows glomp scars*

 

Hah! How can you attract a guy when you've got mosquito bite boobs?

 

That was 'cuz she glomped you. I think the princess of an entire planet can take care of herself. My dad thinks that just because I'm a girl, I can't take care of myself. I have to prove to him that he's wrong. Besides, I mostly like going to Earth to escape all the guys on my planet. They're all crazy over me.

 

Ooooooooooooh! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurned!

Edward: 1
ginta: 0

 

I dun like where this is going.

._.

 

Are you talking about me? I thought you meant yourself. And FYI, my boobs are not the size of a mosquitoe bite. Although they are swollen a bit from all those bees that stung me.

 

But chicks are fighting over you. xD

Bees sting your boobs?

O.O

 

I threw rocks at the bee hive so the bees came after me ater a week or two and stung me. I think they were just perverted bees who were going ater my boobs.

You're just mad 'cuz not even the most despreate girl would go for you. i dont like u! :o

 

Ironically, I've had girlfriends, and my last one just so happened to get in an argument with our mutual friend who also liked me at the time. =O

 

Well I definetly don't like you so forget it if you thought you had a chance with me. I already have enough guys on my home planet to choose from. And even some bees that are a little perverted.

 

*Vomits*

That should serve effectively as my response to this.

 

You wish you had a chance and you know it. NO!!!! Someone hide me. One of the guys from my home planet is coming!