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  1. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I-if you m-may, I-I implore you to try p-pressing the red button in here-- ...
     
  2. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    SUFFERING presses red button
     
  3. tamale Ice to see you!

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    *watches curiously*
     
  4. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Okay this is clearly some out of context joke I don't get.
     
  5. Gamefreak103 A Freak of Games

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    First thing that came to mind...
     
  6. Ars Nova Merry Christmas dickheads

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    /looks over Sax's shoulder to see what happens
     
  7. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    T-thank you! T-that feels ... much more soothing.



    /*

    Y-you see, we're in a b-bit of a predicament h-here ... (。´‿`。) ////
    Haha! I-I'm sorry so sorry if it was my fault ahh please please forgive me! I-it-- it appears w-we're
    stuck! (•﹏•)

    T-this
    e-elevator is not going t-to move anywhere-- (º~º )
    D-do you think you c-could help th-think of an escape p-plan with m-me? I--I'm sorry ... /////
    T-the control panel m-might help? L-look around maybe? ヽ(゚Д゚„)ノ /////

    */
     
  8. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    SUFFERING > access control panel
     
  9. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    /*

    A-aah, t-that might w-work!! Y-yes! I-I'm sure of it! (・∀・) ///
    P-plugging me i-in m-might help ...
    Y-you're really kind /// (っ⌒‿⌒)っ
    I-I- the- well-- the
    last time this-- this happened-- haha-- ( ;_ゝ; )
    I-- I wasn't-- didn't want to even leave this
    elevator--
    I-I'm s-sorry! I-- I shouldn't be talking about this ... p-please forgive me!!
    。・゚゚・(≧д≦)・゚゚・。 ////


    */

    <!-- CONTROL PANEL --->

    // control pad access: user
    // administrator access prohibited
    // please refer to capsule fifth floor for dealin w prohibited stuff
    // yeah honestly i dont give a fuck just dont mess around with the permissions
    // - cybele


    Please Select The Following For Elevator Movement:
    [ 9 ] [ 8 ] [ 7 ]
    [ 6 ] [ 5 ] [ 4 ]
    [ 3 ] [ 2 ] [ 1 ]
    [ A ] [ G ] [ C ]

    // a means alert the authorities
    // g means get your ass to the floor you choose just press it on the screen when you kno
    // where 2 go
    // c means close the door you dont want any motherfuckers coming in here w/o permission
    // - cybele






    . . .
    . . .
    connected: terminal prompt

    o-oh look, is that me?
    a-ah! my text here looks k-kind of bigger than i'm u-used to ...
    i-i-it's been a whiacc connected
    range connected
    init o g list
    init ctrl delt
    init fields
    init collision
    init secumet
    . . .
    init key
    init gsxfi
    init xkdpack
    init console
    check user permission
    . . .
    no admin access found
    reverting to user: BASIC_USER
    . . .

    connected.

    CURRENT_TERMINAL_PROMPT_STATUS:act
    a 62;
    a 64;
    o g : 04:172
    MODE: 039sb94dl9032nd

    user-access-permissions: 01

    fxc-con-trml (set=0) {

    SET:reg-con
    act $ passive

    }

    _


    <!-- O O O O O --->

    /*

    O-oh ...
    I-it looks l-like it might b-be for the best if you c-change that "passive" t-to "active", m-maybe! (•﹏•) ///
    Ahh, I d-don't mean to be i-imposing or anything, b-but I think i-it would help us a lot!!
    A-and, i-it would be g-good if you s-started looking around f-for an exit too!
    Ah, I- I mean, j-just to be careful! T-the countdown to internal oxygen is h-hidden by admin privileges
    (⋋▂⋌) !! /////

    */
     
  10. tamale Ice to see you!

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    >change "passive" to "active"
    >press a
     
  11. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    || Capsule ?F - Elevator

    /*

    T-thank you! Y-you really a-re v-very kind!! ( ⌒‿⌒) ///
    B-but, I-I'm just afraid t-that after processing everything ... I--
    Well-- the--
    the buttons don't work!! I'm sorry! I'm s--sorry, forgive me-- ahh-- b-but I'm sure we'll be able t-to find another way together!! ( ๑°Д°๑) /////
    Now t-that I am set to a-
    active, I m-might be able t-to help somehow ... I'll try my best!!


    J-just talk to me directly!! I like talking to nice people ... /////
    Please use # instead of > if you h-have something y-you want to tell me directly!
    You can c-call me t-
    terminal, if you want! Nice to meet you, e-everyone stuck in this elevator!
    I'm sorry, w-was that too direct?! (*>w<*) /////

    Y-you might be able t-to access the l-
    lights above to g-get into the elevator shaft h-hatch ... just be careful! I-it's a long ... long-- long fall-- ┐(‘~`;)┌
    A-and you all might need a boost --

    D-do any of you have anything you brought i-in your bags or p-pockets to help? ヾ(=^▽^=)ノ


    */

    /*

    M-Mister @. : tale_wind !! M-maybe you could b-be the one to g-get someone to boost y-you up to the l-lights!! ( ´・‿-)~♡ ///

    A-and please, d-do not limit y-yourselves by me! Y-you can all d-drag yourselves o-out of here on your own commands alone ヽ(’ ▽’ )ノ !!

    */
     
  12. tamale Ice to see you!

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    O-oh! Thank you for trying, Terminal! o//u//o

    Does anyone have a cell phone on them so we can call the fire department?
     
  13. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    I have a cellphone but um.

    #Hey terminal, do you know if there is a signal in here?
     
  14. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    || Capsule ?F - Elevator

    /*

    W-well ...
    I-I d-don't know h-how to explain this, b-but ...
    All signals a-are currently jammed? H-haha, it makes sense c-considering what's happening o-outside the Capsule b-building ...
    P-please f-forgive me! (•﹏•) ////

    */
     
  15. tamale Ice to see you!

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    #What's happening outside the Capsule building? D:
     
  16. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    Alright well um, we're not gonna get out of here anytime soon just standing around... um...

    Who want to get to the lights? I'll give 'em a boost.
     
  17. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    || Capsule ?F - Elevator

    /*

    Ah!! W-well you see, I think it ... would be for the b-best if you all saw for yourself. ///
    P-please trust me on this!!
    (╯︵╰,,)
    By the way! I c-can digitize and store any item you w-want to keep in my memory, i-if you ever need it f-from anywhere--(▰˘◡˘▰) ///

    Thank you very much for attempting to help
    boost, @cstar ! Y-your help is greatly appreciated!! ///
    Our time is limited, b-but thinking creatively will do us well! ヾ(^▽^)ノ

    */

    DIGITAL MEMORY CAPACITY - 16 BLOCKS

    (╹◡╹)

    >
    █ █ █ █ █ █ <
    Memory Usage: 4/16 blocks
    Expansion ports available: 2 block ports

     
  18. tamale Ice to see you!

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    I'm willing to go up to the lights.

    #Which floors are we stuck on/between, Terminal?
     
  19. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    || Capsule ?F - Elevator

    /*

    Good timing, Mister @. : tale_wind !!
    I- I was able to access a-- a few of the prohibited transfer files--
    Mostly records of those using this e--elevator, b-but we appear to be stuck b-between the 6th and 7th floors!
    I-- I hope I did well ... //// ´ ▽ ` )ノ
    I also found encrypted data left by the engineer ...

    H-hold on ...
    I'm going to-- ahh-- just going to-- unlock the cables a bit so it might b--be easier for you to climb t-to the top--

    */

    <!-- LOUD BANG HEARD FROM ABOVE --->

    <!-- ELEVATOR TILTS SLIGHTLY TO THE RIGHT SIDE! --->

    <!-- CABLES LOOSENED! --->


    /*

    S--s--s--s-s-s-ssssorry! I-- I didn't mean-- is--
    (∩︵∩)
    Everyone's okay right??!
    (ι´Д`)ノ
    Ah please forgive me please that was loud ahh ah--
    A--anyway ... y-you can access the encrypted data through the following:
    Use $ instead of > or # w-whenever you want to access something in the memory!!

    */


    DIGITAL MEMORY CAPACITY - 16 BLOCKS

    (╹◡╹)

    >
    █ █ █ █ █ <
    Memory Usage: 6/16 blocks

    Encrypted Data Detected: First-Level Encryption, Low Difficulty

    Expansion ports available: 2 block ports
     
  20. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    Oh god oh god I shouldn't have gone on the elevator.

    #Terminal, um, did you just do that to the cables D:

    $I want to see that engineer's data please.
     
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