H-hello, everyone.

"I-I'm uh, I'm Xemnas, and as you all know, Valentine's Day is coming up soon! I uh, I thought you guys seemed like swell people, so I decided to ask you all for help regarding a girl I, you know, like-like.

Her name's Kingdom. Kingdom Hearts. She's kinda cute, you see:



And she has a big heart too!

But all of my pick up lines seem to not work on her! It's uh, it's kind of embarrassing when you think about it, you know:

And uh, she doesn't even care, you know!

And to make matters worse, there is this big meanie called Sora who is trying to steal her away from me! He has a posse with him too. What a bully!

So KH-Vids, I- uh, I know, it's silly, but I need your help getting Kingdom Hearts' heart! Any tips?"

 

Get a bigger Keyblade.

 

And they say size doesn't matter.

 

"Keyblade? B-but I have lightsabers! Lightsabers are way cooler than keyblades! Kingdom Hearts loves Star Wars, doesn't she? Why else would the final stage of the game look like a conglomeration of science fiction and spikes?"

 

Show her your third Ethereal Blade. She'll get the message.

 

Have you seen the requirements to get Ultima Weapon and Fenrir? It's pretty safe to say that with KH, the bigger you get the better off you'll be.

Then try to remember your past. You know. Vanitas? Terra? Aqua's chest Certainly those must ring a bell.

I, for one, would rather avoid pulling an Edward Cullen under that light.

 

Make the X-Blade and open her door. Or forcefully bond yourself with her. Whatever works.

 

But Kingdom Hearts doesn't like Star Wars. She's absolutely obsessed with Monopoly though. If you know what I mean. ;)