guise chek me out

im typng dis on mah comp. ya u herd rite my comp isnt dat so kewl?

 

i bet ur comp isnt brand new amirite?

cos i got myne a few dayz ago yo

suckaz

Too bad I dislike Vista. I like it better now than I did when I first got it though.

 

Where did you even get a computer!? Those things are super expensive.

 

I still use those computers where you have to turn the crank to power it up. And my car was taken from the set of the Flintstones.

 

Newfangled gadgetry whippedidoos. Back in my day all we had were shovels. We would throw them at whoever we wanted to talk to. You shouda' seen mah bruises, one was as large as ol' California!

 

there's 1000 gerbils running this comp right now.