That's all? It couldn't be something cool like you saw a car chase that ended with a building exploding?
I explored the seas, rescued my sister from the clutches of evil, and found out this one pirate chick was actually a princess.
PS: He might have deserved it a bit. Teachers are like students, but with more experience and the position to protect them. They can make insults to get a reaction and get away with it. And my work here is done.