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Saki was about to say something when Artemis joined them. "Where's Zeus?"

"I locked him in my office." Artemis sighed.

 

"He isn't going to be happy about that." he said.

 

"Like I care." Artemis said.

Saki looked at her, confused.

 

"You know he can make your life here worse." he said.

 

"As if my life wasn't worst here already." Artemis sighed.

 

He sighed as well.

 

"Hello, Artemis, Hermes! I missed you!"

Zeus came behind Artemis and hugged her. She grabbed his collar and said, "I thought I said to wait in my office!"

"But I was getting bored! And I wanted to the lovely mortal Hermes fell in love with!"

"Uh....." Saki started to back away from the angerier Artemis.

 

"Zeus, just leave us alone." he said.

 

Artemis dragged him by the ankle back to her office.

"Remind me never to get Artemis mad." Saki said.

 

"Yeah." he said.

 

Artemis came back, looking a relieved. "Man, I had tied him up this time."

 

"Wow." he said. "Don't you think that was a bit too far?"

 

"What?" Artemis asked. "Want me to find a 20-feet lash and wrap it around his neck?"

 

"I guess not." he said.

 

"It's the only way for him to leave us alone." Artemis sighed.

 

"I suppose so." he said.