Goddamned throat lump.

I'm choked up but I can't sob to get of the lump in my throat. I need to sob, but I haven't been sad enough to sob in months. Cry? Yes, in fact that happened less than an hour ago and was the first time in months that I've been sad at all. But I'm over that now. Goddamned parasympathetic system. Why do you taunt me?

 

You need to laugh. If only you found funny what What? finds funny.

 

Tried it. Nope, the only way to beat this is to cry the deep sobs of super sadness. Maybe I can sleep it off.

 

I wouldn't. If you fall asleep when your sad you will have sad dreams. Nothing stops the truth within when you cry in your sleep.

 

Cut some onions and cry your troubles away~

 

But I'm not sad any more. I was sad a short while ago, but I'm over that.

 

I'll make you cry.

Spoiler

[video=youtube;y688upqmRXo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y688upqmRXo[/video]

Cry damn you.

 

How to make yourself cry:

Masturbate and realize you're the only one with standards low enough to f**k you.
mean, innit?