God...

Is the best. It's true.

 

Satan > God. If I sell my soul to god I get clouds. If I sell it to satan I get a mansion, cadillac, riches, a planet named after me, and a warm place to go when I die :3

 

Well, then, I hope you go there ^_^ (believe me, I REAAAAAALLLY hope you go there)

 

Are you talking about your imaginary friend?

You know, the one nobody can see and doesn't exist ^-^

He's got a point there :\

 

You people who love Satan are weird. 0_0 Don't touch me! >_>

 

She's got a point there =\

 

I had a feeling someone was going to mention "satan <insert someone who isnt god here> > God" <_<

 

No kiddin'. When I spend the night at my grandma's house I am halfway to about putting a cross on my door, my cousin has a pentagram...not that it's bad or anything but...umm...well, you get the point. >_> <_<

 

....Riiiiight.

Because makes so much sense. I believe in a creator and a possbile type of afterlife, but seriously, religion? come on...

 

lol don't question my beliefs cause I don't to yours.

 

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Aaaah!!!! satanists oh my gosh! *whimper*

Get away, you! DARK SIDE! < quote from that show that switches moms. (that was scary!)

But seriously, I'm sorry. I kind of agree with that, in a way- or prefer what you get when you choose S* ...anta.

 

If you pick Satan you get an eternity of pain and suffering. Oh joy.

 

No, you get enternal bliss :3

 

bliss=suffering?

?_?​

 

It's called a dictionary. Use it :3

 

Nothing like a little threat of eternal suffering to try to get people to convert eh ^^

No you just try to force yours onto them instead.​

 

Assisted euthanasia?? Isn't that a sin?? O:

Then your beloved God won't let you join his club in heaven.



I find that Gods from the East are far more interesting than the Christian one. :3 Eastern Gods are usually way more colourful.

 

Heck yeah. I like the one with a thousand arms. If he beats off 1000 guys for 10 bucks a piece, he makes $10,000 dollars. No wonder Gods are so golden and shiny D: