God almost certainly doesn't exist

Somehow your version seems more religious.

 

The Cult of Seaking?

 

I raged at some posts in this thread. Rainbow Monkey is a master troll and I'd rage at those posts if I saw them again.

By the way, have any of you read the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I've been thinking of buying it for like a month since I heard it was lulz worthy.I find it funny that a christian would laugh at somebody believing in FSM when most of the stuff that's ridiculous in the FSM gospel actually makes sense when you think about it. It says global warming is the cause of less pirates in the world and that completely makes sense to me. Now a long haired hippie who walked on water and turned water to wine sounds downright stupid to me.

 

I'd buy it if my parents weren't so neoconservative.

 

Neoconservatism is an oxymoron

 

It is the true religion of Jesus Christ. All of the proof is in the picture of the Last Supper.

 

No.

 

Beat me to it, *******. =(

 

tru dat

lol da vinci code

 

I was actually about to go apesh*t until I realized that he was probably only doing this to f*ck with me.

 

Yep, just sit back and laugh as he looks like an idiot trying to start shit while we don't react. If he was really a "man of science" he would know that there is no way to refute God in the same way that you can't discredit science. It's a pointless debate.

 

I'm serious. Look closlier at the food the Disciples are eating. It is fish. And what fish is it? Historical witnesses claimed to see that John proclaimed "FUCK YEAH, SEAKING" on a previous fishing trip. Because the fish was not present the meal any of the disciples had prior or after the Last Supper, the fish present must be Seaking. Now, consider this, what do Modern day Christians do in revering Jesus? They eat him, in his Flesh and Blood. Therefore, Jesus and the disciples worshiped Seaking, and Seaking must be the true god.

Don't believe me? The proof is right in front of you. Why does the Pope's hat look the way it is? It makes no sense, except to cover the horn a Seaking had, so people would not run. Indisputable.

 

I feel like I shouldn't be finding this so amusing.

 

I think god does exist for the sake of disagreement.

 

I have a question for all the religious people in this thread (tl:dr: Dalk)

How do you keep your faith? I'm not trying to be antagonistic towards your belief or anything, you believe what you believe and i respect that i suppose, but how do you do it? In spite of all this evidence to the contrary, you still believe in something else. How?

 

i <3 God

:P

 

****, another one.

Quickly everyone! Debate and alienate until they leave!

 

...Jerome

i love you all...and i really dont care if u dont thing God is real


and...mostly i wanted to comment on this and say that xD

<3 you all

 

I have healed friends with my very own hands.
I think I've gotten it proven to myself that there is a God ^_^
And I'm glad I have, because otherwise my short life would feel pretty meaningless :0
I can imagine it must be harder for other people who hasn't seen anything to believe.
Makes sense to me : 3
but, of course, that is just my personal opinion ^___^ <3

 

Don't respond to the OP. That's a person who's trying to start sh*t.