globalisation

Finally, a definition of globalisation



I can understand and to which
I can relate






Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?







Answer : Princess

Diana's death.







Question : How come?







Answer :





An English princess with





an Egyptian boyfriend





crashes in a French





tunnel, driving a





German car





with a Dutch engine,





driven by a Belgian





who was drunk





on Scottish whisky,





(check the bottle before you change the spelling),





followed closely by





Italian Paparazzi,





on Japanese motorcycles;





treated by an American doctor, using





Brazilian medicines.











This is sent to you by





a Canadian,





using Bill Gates's technology,





and you're probably reading this on your computer,





that uses Taiwanese





chips, and a





Korean monitor,





assembled by





Bangladeshi workers





in a Singapore plant,





transported by Indian





lorry-drivers,





hijacked by Indonesians,





unloaded by Maltese wharfies,





and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders






That, my friends, is Globalisation!