Glass Hammer

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  1. jafar custom title

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    Handle with care.
     
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  3. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Hammer made of glass, or hammer made for glass?

    Quite a bit of difference between the two.
     
  4. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Gee, it sure is swell that you noticed!
     
  6. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Meh, at least you know the victim will bleed to death shortly after having glass shards embedded in them...
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    People in glass houses don't throw stones.......or do they?

    Anyhow, *uses the glass hamer to kill* oops.
     
  8. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Or will they die from the hammer hitting off them?
    It all depends on how thick the glass is, really.
    >:3​
     
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    sounds fun, whos first xD
    you really are evil arent you? D:
     
  10. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Yes. Yes I am.
    I could go on forever on the dependancies of what type of glass, hammer and attack would matter in killing said person.
    But I don't want to bore you all.
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  11. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I shall smash Glass Hammer off your head, n' upon shatterin' i shall take a piece of broken glass n' force it into your eye.

    Is is how you'll receive your first glass eye.

    Your second glass eye will come to you moments after the first.
     
  12. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Do it. Break this down for me.
     
  13. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Okay, so you have a light hammer
    If the light hammer is made of normal glass, then it would be harder to break as the sheet of glass would take up a smaller area of space, and be slightly thicker.

    If the hammer is larger than usual, the glass would be stretched thinner and would break more easily, therefore, shattering and splintering the recipient of the blow.

    ....
    I hope that made sense. :3

    bye, people.
    *walks away*​
     
  14. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    No it didn't. You're assuming that we're using the same amount of glass regardless of hammer size. We could use an amount of glass in a medium size hammer that would bludgeon them (Broken bones, internal bleeding, and massive amounts of non-lethal pain in general), and eventually shatters to cause the cuts as you mentioned before.

    There's also the fact that the shape of the hammer can be manipulated, as to cause massive damage to one area at a time or widespread damage to an area. Really, it just depends on your preferences. I would take the widespread damage, then there's a higher chance of them surviving long enough for you to have some fun with the victim, if you know what I mean. ;D
     
  15. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I would have went into hammer size/shape/type if I had a clue on the names 8D
    Something tells me you like causing pain and...well.....yeah.
    Thankyou for this intellegent conversation, I guess xD​