Girls

This is a girl.

 

Yeah, if you know them enough. The "not knowing them enough" part is what does it.



@Hayabusa - No, this is a girl.

Spoiler

 

what anime have you watched? I've seen plenty of personalities across the whole spectrum with all the anime I've seen.

So to this I say my favorite phrase "To each his own"

I will never understand cosplay

 

Dear lord that pikachu cosplay is brilliant!

 

I don't watch anime... -___- I did as a child, but anime nowadays suck. :/ So I stopped.

 

*ahem* Gentlemen, THIS is a real girl:

Spoiler

These kinds of jokes are old, I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself.

 

I'd hit it.

 

I've dedueced that they are confirming said guy for their hit list.

 

1) I just threw up in my mouth a little
2) My eyesight just blured on me, and then went dark for a second
3) I got a little dizzy the moment I saw that picture
4) I should never have clicked the spoiler
5)

 

Enzy's quick and simple guide to understanding the female mind~

1) If she refuses to answer she is either:

• Annoyed at something you just said
• Annoyed at something someone else said
• Thinking of chocolate
• Thinking of shoes

2) If she looks upset she either:

• Wants chocolate
• Needs someone to make a sandwich
• Misses the kitchen
• Is suffering from lack of handbags

3) If she is fangirling and you don't know how to react then:

• Stand back
• Join in
• Buy her chocolate to calm her down... temporarily

4) If she starts crying:

• Buy her chocolate
• Tell her that he is a n00b
• Take her to the kitchen
• Ask her to make you a sandwich

5) If she is asleep:

• DON'T EVER DISTURB HER! SHE'LL MAUL YOU! Which means you'll have to buy her chocolate.

Also, if she is at a sleepover:

• Don't disturb her, she is obviously too busy having pillow fights in her underwear

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6) If you mention a guy and she stays silent:

• Just buy her chocolate... it's simpler

tl;dr Buy her chocolate.

 

[video=youtube;MfjlzapOr1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfjlzapOr1c[/video]

 

Surprised that no one's posted the Luis C.K. video yet.

 

Any and all of these are the right option in such a scenario.

tl;dr Don't question the fangirl unless you have chocolates or smexy men~

 

My general rule for people to get close, make em feel comfortable, make em laugh, love em and buy things for em when they don't ask.

Then marry and do none of that after that point.

 

anything else I might wish to know, oh wise Enzy?

 

Trying to understand girls is like trying to divide by zero.

 

you're right, because trying to understand them you end up with nothing

 

That's it for now :lolface: Girls are obviously nice and simple.


I do actually sometimes look at what we do and thikn "How do I know what that means?"... the answer? I just do, it's a girls' common sense.

 

What's it mean if a girl randomly licks my ear?


It's so hard to understand.