Gifts from My Local Religious Solicitors

I've been collecting them for the past year in a neat pile on the table beside my front door. I spread them out for display so you can share with me the wonderment and joy brought from these gifts.

 

Bring a Harry Potter book with you to church.

 

Better yet, bring a heavy hardcover book with runes on it. It has never failed me.

 

That's some great paper to use as kindle.

 

Even better yet, bring an e-reader. "What is this witchcraft?!"

Just realized the point of Amazon's Kindle: To put an end to real books.

 

The level of irrational thought is too damn high.

 

That's an ungodly amount of pamphlets.

*shot*

 

I really really want that ARMAGEDDON one to display on my wall.

 

I'm just going to leave this here:

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[video=youtube;_m7WGxRs0mI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m7WGxRs0mI[/video]

 

You should do what my neighbors do. When one notices a Jehovah's witness or other religion going door to door, they call everyone else. The religious people leave confused because everyone seems to be on vacation.

 

Someone you know might already have it. If you ask around they might give it to you if they haven't already shredded it.

Or you can download the cover image of the PDF version I screenshotted:

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Original, with no text:

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Also, the first two pages:






These are awesome.