So plain and simple, just pick a part. First come first serve, the left overs being Chorus and Bimbettes. Gaston and Lefou both have the most lines in this entire song, so it would be preferred to have someone who has time on their hands to sing one of the two. There is no deadline, however let's be reasonable here. It's a long song, and as the guy doing the mixing here, I would much rather prefer if we can all get this done AT LEAST within the month of February. At any rate, enjoy yourselves with this song. Thumbs up to you all! ~Characters to be played by~ Gaston: Sebax Lefou: Glen Chorus/Bimbettes(Females): Glen, Hexin, Zephry Note*: For the Bimbette part, anyone can sing it as long as they can increase their pitch to sound within the female range. *Also, each individual part is colored as to make it easy to find. Audio (Both tracks are the musical mission versions. I tried finding the movies original Karoake track, but to no avail) The Script!!!! ~Opening~ 0:00 - 0:13 ~Dialogue~ 0:14 - 41...ish Gaston: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! LeFou: Darn right. Gaston: No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. LeFou: More beer? Gaston: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. LeFou: Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. ~Dialogue Ends~ ~Cue in the Song~ 0:42 - 1:41 Lefou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, di*k or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on 1:42 - 1:48 Lefou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston 1:48 - 1:51 LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston 1:52 - 1:55 Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! 1:55 - 1: 58 Lefou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston! 1:58 - 2:02 Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" 2:02 - 2:07 LeFou: Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips 2:08 - 2:14 Chorus: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston 2:14 - 2:16 LeFou: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! 2:17 - 2:21 Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny 2:22 - 2:24 Gaston: As you see I've got biceps to spare 2:25 - 2:26 LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny 2:27 - 2:30 Gaston: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair 2:31 - 2:33 Chorus: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston 2:34 - 2:37 LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston 2:38 - 2:42 Gaston: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! 2:42 - 2:44 Chorus: Ten points for Gaston! 2:45 - 3:00 Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! 3:01 - 3:29 ~interlude~ 3:30- 3:35 Chorus: Nooooo oooone shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston 3:36 - 3:40 LeFou: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston 3:41 - 3:48 Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating! 3:48 - 3:52 Chorus: My what a guy, Gaston!
I'll stand by for Lefou or Gaston solos. Whichever one you want to cast me for. I can, honestly, do either one.
PEOPLE CAN STILL DO THE CHORUS!!! JOIN PLOX!!!!!!! You get some crowns, and all you have to do is just some itty bitty lines!! I'll be doing the mixing anyway!!!
