Funny story...

Why not most? Hmmm?



Kitty is easier. Kittenfang is more fun.

 

[highlight]How does that conversation go?

"Oh, so you had incestuous thoughts about me? I did too!"

"Wow, what a coincidence."

"Now that we've found out about each other, wanna screw?"

"Nah, chastity is so much more fun."
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No, nothing like that. More like:
"Hey AJ, what's this?"
"Umm, oh nothing!"
"Seems as though you expected me to be sexually appealing or something."
"Okay you caught me. I was afraid my lack of keeping in touch with you would cloud my ability to think of us as family."
"Really, same here! It's a good thing I was wrong."
"Well it turns out I was right. You've grown up to be quite the beautiful young lady."
"Well thank you."
"So... yeah."
"Yup"
"Mmhmm."
*King of the Hill Theme Music*

Okay, so I added that last part, but that's pretty much how it went down.

 

wait... she never said she thought the same things you did about incest, just that she was worried about not keeping in touch.

DONT MISQUOTE PEOPLE

 

She had the same worries as me. She worried that our not keeping in touch would cloud her ability to think of us as family. Just like I worried that our not keeping in touch would cloud her ability to think of us as family.

 

Here's how it went "Down":

"Wanna have sex?"
"Oral sex, the kind where you put the p--"
"Yes."
"No."

 

[highlight]"You thought you'd think I was hot since you haven't seen me in so many years?"
"Yeah."
"I thought the same sort of thing, but it turns out you're not hot."
"Well I still think you're hot..."

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For the record, I did actually use the words "beautiful young lady." I don't think "hot" has the same idiomatic meaning here. And she didn't exactly grow up in America.

 

It's easier to say all. That way i don't have to choose which you are and aren't.

You may continue to use KittenFang. xD

 

Thank you Kittenfang.

 

I noticed we're both cheerfull. :P
And your sig's text is outdated. xD
Also "Kittenfang" doesn't sound bad. Just a little german. AUCH EIN NICHT BIS MEHR DAS SCHWEINSTEIGER ICH MONTAG ZWEI SAENGER KITT EN FANG!

 

You're an awesome troll.