Funny story...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Keychain System, Jul 20, 2010.

  1. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    So let me get this straight. You are gonna wait a year before havin' sex?
    I don't think the girl you're going to date one day is gonna like that.
     
  2. Keychain System Two?!

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    It's usually more. I want to make sure she actually loves me before putting a piece of me inside her, you know? But as I said before, this entire universe is merely a hallucination crafted by me. A year may as well be three seconds.
     
  3. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    tl;dr
    but you're a guy unless you're posting pictures of someone who isn't you.
     
  4. Keychain System Two?!

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    I assure you that I am a guy. It was a female that I got with me.
     
  5. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    You're using the female getting with you as evidence that you're a guy, but because of lesbians, that argument won't work.

    Plus the incest mentioned earlier kind of destroyed your credibility.
     
  6. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    So, KS, do you wait exactly a year and then geeeeet et oooonn as a on year anniversary? xD
     
  7. Keychain System Two?!

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    It was possible incest. That I feared I would be tempted into. But it was averted due to the similarity between my face and my cousin's face.
    No. I prefer not to keep track of the day/hour/minute/second that I go steady with the girl. Rather just the month is fine. And I also wait until she is ready. If she jumps right in during the first few weeks, I break up as she's obviously only in it for the Full Monty.

    If she waits a year little to no signs of need for it and then is okay with it when I ask, then it's better.

    Also, why are you using the Latin word for and? And do you want to rule the universe by my side or not?
     
  8. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    There are alot of things I wish to say right now.
    I'll just say, you're never gonna get laid son.
     
  9. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    The topic of this thread is quite disturbing, yet i hardly believe any of it.
     
  10. JellyBeing ALL. THE. BUTTS.

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    Well, it seems to me, KS, you have no professional experience in this lady killing business.
    :v
     
  11. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    ok now you're just fucking with me
     
  12. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    So YOU were the girl he got with.
     
  13. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    i would never cheat on reptart, bub
     
  14. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    You say that as if you've had a lot of experience with the opposite gender, while other posts in this thread would indicate that this isn't true.
     
  15. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    Hey, only Wolverine can use the term "bub".
    You shall be aggressively locked up and put into a room with Wolverine and Keyblade Spirit.
     
  16. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    technically you already did.

    OR AM I THE ONE WHO WAS CHEATED ON D:
     
  17. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    or maybe you are reptart
     
  18. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    OH

    OH GODa
     
  19. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    Wait so you think that males who don't have female partners are idiots?
    That's pretty narrow-minded...
     
  20. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    So your cousin had incest thoughts too?

    You told her you had incest thoughts about her?