Funny joke

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  1. Karuta Reborn

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    ok so theres this moose
    and he goes to the store
    he goes up to the girl at the counter
    and is like
    "do you know where the potatoes are?"
    and the girl says
    "yeah they're down aisle 5"
    so the moose goes down aisle 5
    AND THERE AINT NO POTATOES
    AHAHAHAHA
     
  2. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Fuck off out of here before you get hurt.

    You came to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker.
     
  3. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    why is the moose in a store
     
  4. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    [insert a "Tidus's Laugh" video here]
     
  5. awesomeperson Destiny Islands Resident

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    what the how is that even funny? I dont even think it is a joke
     
  6. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    n thn they get married?
     
  7. Yozora Archer

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    See Kyle? Im not the only one that doesn't get it lol
     
  8. Judge Sunrose Destiny Islands Resident

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    What an amooseing story...
     
  9. Yozora Archer

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    Hahaaaa I get that one
     
  10. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Oh, my god.
    I'm in heaven.
     
  11. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Two muffins are in an oven.
    One muffin says to the other, "Geeze, it's hot in here"
    The second muffin says "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"
     
  12. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    The delivery of this one is key.
     
  13. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    It really is...
     
  14. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    3rd time today alone that I say: "My day hath been made"
     
  15. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    You should probably get that checked out by a doctor.
     
  16. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Yeah, I probably should...
     
  17. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    [video=youtube;H47ow4_Cmk0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0[/video]
     
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  19. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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