Forsaken Hotline

This is a really bad hotline.

It doesn't have a number.

Don't come in here guys, it's a SCAM.

I HATE THIS HOTLINE.

THIS IS THE WORST.

they are racist. i saw what this corporation did to GS and Plums. I BET I'M NEXT, HUH?

I might not sue you if you give me your number. ​

 

IT'LL CURE WHAT AILS YA

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mfw you are doing this so we get to page 5 faster

; w; JAYN FOR KINDEST MEMBER 2011

 

I do not know what you're talking about. If you have a suggestion, please write one and put it in the suggestion box.
If you have a problem with one our employees, talk to him about it. It seems to be a life problem you're having.
And for the last time, the Forsaken Hotline does not have a number.

Tired?
Need a break?
Have a pickle!
They will solve all your problems. They're wet, they're salty, they're good.

 

I hate pickles.
I hate you for closing this after only five pages.

I hate racism against latinos~

 

The other day, I saw a guy eating a pickle, so i asked him for it. He didn't give me the pickle though. ): What should i do in my crisis?

 

If you have the money for it, I'd go buy a pickle jar from a market. Really, I don't know what I'd do without pickles.
If you need money, I'll lend it to you :'D As long as pickles are involved.

FORSAKEN HOTLINE IS NOW CLOSED.
PLEASE NEVER COME BACK AGAIN.
HATE YOU ALL, THANKS.​

 

Whut teh feck happund two meh cawment!?

 

Forsaken, I bought a jar of pickles.

Is that what being a pimp means? =\

 

YOU SON OF A-

So you give this guy money, BUT NOT ME?!

 

Hey, I was thinking, now that your corporation is shut down and all, maybe we should hang out for a bit.


Give me your number so we can figure something out? :) ​

 

HEY GUYS

IS JAYN STILL BETTER THAN ME

i shall not be dare-feated so easily

 

Aaw, geez.

Maintenance. =(

 

Ouch, tough call man.

You two are both gr8.

You just need to k33p 0n 831i3ving~

 

I find you both equally great. =)

 

If we make it into a competition

our dares will lose meaning

and become ******

Instead, we should start collaborating and creating the most EPIC. DARES. EVER.

or we can compete and destroy KHV as we know it. ​

 

:=D:

THAT I have to see~

 

>doesn't see the word number in post
>is dissapoint

 

I have no idea what is going on in here but I think this might be my new favorite thread.

 

Pretty much this.

 

NO! I WANT FORSAKEN'S NUMBER! GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I WILL CALL YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP AND MAKE REALLY DEEP BREATHING SOUNDS!

wuff