Forky Is a Party Pooper

He no wanna party with me. Sob!

 

Have you asked Mr. Spoon yet? I heard he loves parties. Especially ones with ice cream.

 

Is this fork French? Because they don't party. They drink wine and look down on other people for being not-French. Then they go eat a croissant.

 

don't they worship the eiffel tower or something? and I thought it was a federal law that a mime be on every street block.
I dunno, I'm not very french.

 

I know there was a law about berets. And maybe little moustaches.

 

Because you don't know how to party with a kitchen utensil. We're going to need a lot of alcohol.

 

I also heard that it's mandated that every person must eat at least one live snail every day. I don't know if there's any truth to that, but better safe than sorry.

 

And must chop the leg off of a frog once a week for consumption purposes.