Five buttons..

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Button 1: Obtain the ability to read the minds of any individual whose mind you wish to read. Power can be turned off and on

    Button 2: The ability to go through time, the moment you make eye contact with yourself though is the moment the universe folds into itself.

    Button 3: An army of 100 androids are now at your disposal. They are stronger then the average human, fit with weaponry and amazing tactical ability, they can also do everything a human can do but ten times better and without suffering from fatigue. They are NOT indestructible however and can be destroyed. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

    Button 4: Meet the love of your life. She/he is perfect in every way, and she/he is also madly in love with you. You and this person will live to a ripe old age together but with no children and will live as middle class citizens. You are the man/women's first love so no worry of past relationship's and whatnot.

    Button 5: The ability to heal all. Someone has a tumor? Heal it, AIDS? healed. This also applies to mental illness's as well. The more people you heal the more people will know of your existence and what your powers are. No matter how hard people try they will never know how you got your powers but they WILL try to find out. Can't heal yourself.

    The mystery box: I'll tell you what's inside later. It could by anything. ANYTHING!
     
  2. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    The mystery box. Let's see what I can do with this one.

    High risk and high gain, as someone once said...
     
  3. Itachilives Gummi Ship Junkie

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    i already have 4 :D so i take the box as well why not
     
  4. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    2, that would be cool. Even though it runs a high risk.
     
  5. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Read minds. I love to know what people are thinking and I want to get inside their heads.
     
  6. Rhiscx Banned

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    I push button 5. I already have some of these. And I was never good with the mystery box.

    (Damn you COD Zombies)
     
  7. The Fuk? Dead

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    Number 4 sounds good, but I still wouldn't trust it, so 5 is my choice. Help people, make money, sound nice.
     
  8. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Meh... wat do i have to lose? Mysterybox for me.
     
  9. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Number five. I already have four because I love her and choose to remain her best friend. No marriage=No sex=No children. I also have number two because I am going through time even as we speak.
     
  10. Day~Dream Kingdom Keeper

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    Mystery box. It might be Tetsuya Nomura in there brainwashed to do whatever I want. The power oh kh will be in my hands...

    or it might be spdude... at least then we'll know where he's been this whole time.



     
  11. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    3. They will be my maids and errand boys.
     
  12. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    It seems you are not aware of what the word time travel means
    allow me to enlighten you
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_travel
     
  13. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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  14. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Box 2.

    it is the best choice.
     
  15. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Button 5 for me but button 2 sounds good as well.
    If I could merge buttons 2 and 5 I would but I'm guessing that's a no go.

    Button 5 then. If I end up dying, at least I did good, eh?
     
  16. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Mystery box! It can be the suckiest power but I must know what it is! xD
     
  17. Daxa~ #stalker

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    Hmm...
    I am very tempted about option 4,since I live in hope of meeting my soul mate.
    Le sigh....

    But nah,mysterybox it is!!!
    I mean...Jared Leto might be in it.
     
  18. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Mystery Box

    You have become Zeus, the Greek god of gods. However your wives and children and other relatives no longer exist.
    It is up to you to impregnate random humans and return the gods to global conquest.
    You also have the ability to grant god status to other humans and the ability to create different realities(heaven, hell, limbo, itching powder universe, etc)/
     
  19. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I knew that this was going to be my kind of answer.
     
  20. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Well i guess it pays to gamble uncertainty sometimes... nice!