FITE NIGHT! Lightning Returns VS Return of the Jedi

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Lightning Returns or Return of the Jedi?

  1. Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi

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  2. Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII

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  1. A Zebra Chaser

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  2. 61 No. B

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    star wars. always star wars.
     
  3. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    is this your ritual to summon misty?
     
  4. A Zebra Chaser

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    so, scientific fact, Lightning Returns is 4 times better than Star Wars
     
  5. Misty gimme kiss

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    haha i like sarcasm too

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  6. A Zebra Chaser

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    Oh okay, now the ratio of Lightning Returns betterness to Star Wars is 5:3
    Scientifically, LR is still pretty much twice as better
     
  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Star Wars, not even a contest. The fact anyone voted Lightning's Return proves that people are lying to themselves.
     
  8. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I voted Lightning Returns to help out the Misty summoning.

    Closest thing to summoning Bahamut since FFX.
     
  9. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    Staaaaaaaar Waaaaaarsssssss~!

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  10. A Zebra Chaser

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    What about summoning Bahamut in FF13?
     
  11. 61 No. B

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    i dont even get whats happening right now

    how is star wars not dominating
     
  12. A Zebra Chaser

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    Clearly Lightning Returns is the superior
     
  13. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Let's look at this scientifically. One is a classic, well written creative endeavor with strong characters, and the other is, well, Lightning Returns. Hmmmm. Tough one.
     
  14. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Come on, no one put Fang at the helm of the party.
     
  15. 61 No. B

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    I mean, Return is easily the weakest of the original 3, but even still this is insanity.
     
  16. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    Star Wars is winning by one point sooo....
     
  17. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Yeah, but that's like saying that bourbon is the worst kind of whiskey. At the end of the day they're all whiskey, man.[DOUBLEPOST=1400034080][/DOUBLEPOST]
    You shut your purple mouth.
     
  18. A Zebra Chaser

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    I tihnk you meant "and the other is, well, Star Wars."
    She's actually the ideal party member to put in the lead, the best endgame party is Fang Lightning Hope
    Really? You liked Return the least? Even compared to the really linear original? I mean, I personally liked the second one the best, but Returns is more interesting than the original at least
     
  19. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    0/10 Now I know you're trolling. Too obvious.

    Star Wars the original was a bit linear, yeah, but it did everything absolutely perfectly. Mark Hamill played a perfect "I don't belong here, I'm destined for more." protagonist. Harrison Ford played a perfect badass, aloof wingman. The plot was fun and engaging, and Darth Vader had a truly menacing presnece that drove it forward. It was the JS Bach of adventure movies.
     
  20. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Not stat wise. Hope has nothing on Vanille's magic stats