F*ck my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife

Stop giving me dumb roommates, school. I dislike being around those with a significantly lower intelligence.

 

*leaves thread*

 

Give them a card that says "Please turn over" on one side and on the other it says "Please turn over" and watch them puzzle over it in silence.

 

I need to do this now.
To like everyone.

 

F*ck your own life, your closer...but seriously, if they are stupid, do something that they will puzzle and try to figure out, see if they rage quit...and if they do ask them if you wanna play rushambo, but say you go first, cause its a Russian game where you kick people in the squishy reproductive organs

(either trolling or being a smart ass...or both)

 

You are, young one. You. Are.

 

Ask them to run an errand to the other side of town and bask in the glorious silence.

 

You'll get about twenty minutes of amusement out of it.

After those twenty minutes, tell them the following.

"This statement is false."

Watch their little minds be blown.

 

Give them a 60 Picarats Professor Layton puzzle.
Their minds will spontaneously combust.

 

Or better yet, give them a 10 picarat puzzle first to make them think they're smart and set them up.

Then again, they probably wouldn't even get a five picarat puzzle, let alone ten.

 

Do they even make five picarat puzzles?

 

Teach them the ways of the Fearless to become wiser.

 

Sadly, I don't think that's gonna work.