Excuse me...

this feels like a kairinamine thread all over again, epic win for all the wrong reasons

 

In my own personal experience that is probably different from that of others, private schools have higher standards about who they admit than public schools. I got in on scholarship my freshman year, although I'm not sure how that's possible considering the fact that I am apparently a complete and utter force of stupidity. Then again, I could be wrong about my being stupid. I am that stupid after all.

 

I remember when I was in my penultimate year of highschool a guy the year above me asked someone if they wanted to go to the school ball with them. She said only if he went down on one knee. He obliged.
And then everyone laughed about it until he left school.
Don't be that guy, please... for your own sake.

 

I'm reading this thread just for the Dear Dad comics.

 

Oh believe you me, this will be different. As stupid as they are, my friends also have an odd appreciation for formality.

 

I think there's a small misunderstanding...
The whole school laughed about it, not just his friends.
It doesn't matter that your friends have an appreciation for formality...

 

One of my friends is a 250 lb wrestler/football player/powerlifter who can pretty much bet the crap out of anyone who dares to mess with anyone else. His name is Clod. I don't think many people will be laughing. Not even Sprothe

 

So, KS, you're going to RP a realistic relationship with your girlfriend/cousin? Is this really the way your incestual relationship is going?

And lol, I can't wait to see your friend's reactions.

"she's my cousin, lol :lolface:"

"ew, dude, that's sick!"

 

I was actually going to reveal it more like:
"Actually, there's nothing going on. She's my cousin."

 

OK dude - do what you want to do.