Eh...

I have noticed that people in the spamzone like to blog about their lives.
:'D

 

Dear blog,

Today, I raped a tree. It was quite fun. I drove my genitalia into one of its knotholes repeatedly, knowing I somehow drowned the inhabitants inside. I plan to marry this tree one day since, you know, it's going to be pregnant with my children and such.

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Damn you What? and your clever picture links!

 

Dear blog,

Today is the only day I have ever wanted mother nature's gift to the female race.It is because I have 5 pool parties in one week in 3 weeks.

Love,
Haley

;-;

 

Dear What?,
For those of us that know how to see what hyperlinks lead to, your plan has failed.

Also be careful, the treehuggers might kill you in your sleep.

 

Dear people who are trying to copy my blog and Wolfie who has discovered my secret plan,

i haet u gaiz

 

fixed .

 

Those are alternate spellings of the words. It's like using American spelling when you are Canadian. It isn't silly, it's just grammatically incorrect here.

 

Nice :v