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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jiηx, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Don't shit in your shower then be upset when you slip in the morning.
     
  2. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Don't shower with your toilet, either.
     
  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Vivi, do we need to put you back in incontinent knickers?
     
  4. C This silence is mine

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    You know what else was easy? Poisoning and your friends irl.
     
  5. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Alright I understand the point and all, but what if you have a non-slip mat in your shower? You could argue that realistically, even if you sh*t in your own shower, the mat should prevent you from slipping regardless. Do we get a refund?
     
  6. Mish smiley day!

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    >_>
     
  7. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    ...who did you murder?
     
  8. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    Better advice? Don't throw people under buses
     
  9. Blaine Destiny Islands Resident

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    The bestest advice? Give people a chance, they might turn out to pretty decent.
     
  10. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    If you're just gonna leave out an important verb like that, how decent could you really be, eh?
     
  11. Blaine Destiny Islands Resident

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    Touche.
     
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    Everyone has a bit of Canadian in them
     
  13. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Don't touch Mike's butt, you *******.
     
  14. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You're alright by me, bro. I don't know if you know who I am, but I used to be a pretty big deal around here. :cool:
     
  15. Blaine Destiny Islands Resident

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    Name and address so I can verify plz.
     
  16. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    O-oh my.. if I had known guests were coming, I'd have cooked up a roast. :oops:
     
  17. Mish smiley day!

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    Ya, literally a decade ago lol.
     
  18. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    He had at least 2 bitches, that's at least two.
     
  19. *Sora* Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You're just mad that the years haven't been as kind to you as they've been to me.
     
  20. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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