Durr...help please. xD

I have a homework assignment on ethics.
I need a list of 20 good things/bad things that you didn't do during a lifetime.
And I'm supposed to pretend I'm 80 and about to die.
EDIT: As proof that I could go to heaven.
Though it's not likely. xD

I have one.
"I have never killed anyone."

Nineteen more.
Suggestions?

 

Never ate a cricket dipped in chocolate xD

 

Atleast I'm not the only loser who has done that..

 

You are not alone.

 

Suggestions that would help me get to heaven...
And I'm not sure if eating bugs would matter. ^^'

 

Never went to space
Never got arrested
Never got laid. OH SHI-*shot*

 

You never kick someone when they were down...

 

How is not going to space help me go to heaven? xD
One of the three was useful.
*puts gun away*

 

Heaven is beyond the clouds right?

 

man than thats it theres no way I am going to heaven and for many other reasons....

 

Never turned your back on someone in need.

Never lied for personal gain.

Never thought about the repercussions of your actions.

Are those any help?

 

Jube: *faceplant*

Gharanth: YES. All those HELPED. Thanks! ^^

And if anyone posts: "I have never asked people on a forum for help with homework."
YOU DIE. =D

 

damn! forget it I am never going to Heaven

 

Heaven smeaven.


Never done anything bad.

BAM thats like 120 right there.

 

Right...8 down, 12 to go. ._.

 

Never been to a bar in new york city...?

I have no idea xD

Never been to a 3rd world country...

 

you've never wanted to see porn

 

Never mugged someone.

Ever robbed a bank.

Never stole something from a store.

 

WOOHOO!!
That makes it...FIVE MORE LEFT!!

 

Never cheated on someone.

Never Ran away from home.