drunk brother...HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my nebers hate me...me parents don't have a cell...I wish I was making it up!!!!!!


o boy...he is calling himself superman!!!!!

I took the chance of telling u cuz last time he got on under my name he typed my bra size!!!!!!!!!!

 

ohhhhhh... how does he know that?

 

Duct tape>Him>wall/chair>

 

he was drunk and had 1 of my bra's on his head!!!!! curse his hight advantige!!!!!

 

SLAP HIM.
Put all alcohol away.

 

o trust me! all alcohal has been disposed of!!!!


































































out the window...bye bye bad drink!

 

And he still could read the small little print on the bra tag...?

And how the hell did he even get the bra? O.o

YOU THREW AWAY THE RUM!?!?!??

WHAT CHA DO THAT FOR??? xDDD

 

landry room..my mom has it writen in big red leters on the tag so if she needs to know at stors she can c...she has bad eyes

 

Your brother has got to be an idiot. He is underage and doing ridiculous things while he's drunk. If he does have conscience, then pray that he doesn't remember half of what he did.

 

You brother...

Is one fast drunk :\

How has he not like collapsed yet, lol.

 

he did

*pocks him with towe*

now what should I do about diner?

 

Make him go over to the stove and cook his dinner =D

 

Easy!

Order a pizza. And send me a slice. Also call 911

That's dangerous! He may just cook his head!

 

I DON'T WANT MY HOUSE BURNT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I put a dog coller and leash on him...incase he wakes up

 

Order Pizza! It's yummy!

 

I got the pizza guy on the phone right now

 

Order it with garlic to ward your brother off. You can manipulate people when they're drunk. btw call your parents if he gets anymore out of hand!

 

Ask him to give you 20 bucks.

See if he does it :3

 

Ooh jingle keys in front of his face^^
That is a helpful distraction!

Yumm! Pizza!
*Steals Piza*
>.>
<.<
*Eats*

 

o boy he is up...lmao! he is so drunk now he cant get the leash off!