Dr. Tifa~Unleashed

Wooooooow, this girl has issues.

Rei crumpled up the paper, blasting it with aura in her palm while watching it disintegrate. She shrugged. "Whatever..." The pieces fell onto the floor meaninglessly, and Rei folded her arms. Yuffie posed no threat to her at all.

 

"we all know that he is emo,"said squal

 

ooc:SHE WROTE IT NOT SAYING IT!

 

ooc:u wrote it

 

ooc:NO SHE WROTEO N A PAPER AND SENT IT TO REI TO READ!Gosh read befoe you post

 

ooc:oh okay sry kinda stupid

 

OOC: N00bs! Quit spamming and roleplay, or you'll both be reported!

 

ooc:Yes you are..LOL

 

"get on with it,"said squall

 

OOC: *ahem* cloud's buddy, you've been reported for spam. Plus not following rules of conduct ( PARAGRAPHS! )

 

"Leon take tyou'r pant's off!!"Winry yelledi na girly voice laughing like a monkey the crowd cheered it on "Take it off!"They yelled as the girls smiled fan girls had shirts of him on them.

Winry luaghed tipping over

 

OOC: ^^; Man, chula, you should've never said yes...


Tifa bristled, losing her cool for that moment. "Cloud's d*ck is not a worm, I'll tell you!! Actually, he's is like a giant cucumber! And when we go in be-" It was then she stopped, finally aware of what she was saying, and shut her eyes tight, wishing that it was rewinded back. Breathing a little, she opened her eyes again, looking at everyone with a forceful grin. "Well...I meant that, you know...he's just very well-endowed...and...you know..."

She coughed.

Axel covered his mouth with his hand as he tried not to laugh, though his job was a little done. He wasn't aiming for Cloud, really, all he was aiming for was Tifa. Giving a refreshed sigh, he took the microphone from her as she was busy trying to take back her words and failing at it, getting a protest, but ignoring it. He looked at the camera. "You know? Since emo is so over done, let's talk about a subject that everyone likes. The pleasurable feeling that creates us all as a little gift from above. And also, the thing we know Cloud has done to our very own Dr. Tifa. Shocking. But yes, you all know what I'm talking about..."

 

"WOOOHOOO...TIFA DID IT WITH CLOUD WOOOHOOOOOOOOO TELL US TELL US"Yuffie yelled with the crwoed loudly

Winry luaghing tipping over "Hey doc my acholhal is gone thanks for that just a few more problems to go"She said luaghing hard

 

Cloud gritted his teeth,Axel had hit a weak point"Damn it Tifa..''he muttered,clenching his fist's while still holdin on to the opposide arms.
if Axel kept this up,Cloud would have no choice but to strike back..and he had a bit of ''dirt'' up his sleeve incase something like this happened.

 

"
axel what about that time you kissed larxene and got suddosed!!"yUFFIE YELLED LUAGHING HARD

 

OOC: squish, can you please watch your grammar? It's annoying.
And I'm already regretting it, <.< Are you allowed to remove them or no?

Rei choked, laughing uncontrollably when Axel took the microphone. "Go get 'em, Spike!" she yelled, laughing so hard her stomach ached. This show was better than she thought. Standing up, she moved up a few rows to better seats, seeing as nobody was there. Getting a better view, she cheered loudly.

 

ooc:Sry I wasn't paying attention


Bic:Yuffie luaghed liek a phycho yelling"WOOOHOOO"She yelled,as she fell on the floor holding her stomach luaghing her bandana cmoing off.She got back up wiping her tears of luaghter off "I know those guys"She yelled again to the crowd.

Winry got up and sat on her chair taking deep breathes from luaghing.

 

OOC: Yes, you can. Is your thread, especially if they are misbehaving, so to speak.

Axel raised his eyebrows at Yuffie, looking at her oddly. Well, there's always the denial course of answering that question, because this was national television, and he wasn't about to say anything. "You short black haired, hyper girl, no, I don't know what you're talking about." He smirked, before turning to a red looking Tifa. "Now, why don't you tell Dr. Axel the wonders of Cloud, hmm?"

Tifa looked at him with the eye of the devil, wanting to kill him at the very second. She couldn't believe he was actually doing this. Gritting her teeth, she grasped the armrest of her chair, digging her nails into it, hissing. "Give me the microphone."

Axel gazed back at the audience, unfazed. "More better, we'll talk about a very heartfelt, and really sensible topic that divines us all. Love. How did Cloud and Tifa foudn love, you ask? Well, it began in a little love triangle in the lands of Midgar...concerning a certain Ancient. And a very beautiful one at that..."

 

Winry got up and dusted herself off the men wooting her cute body,she made a face sitting back down"For all the guys out there shutup I'am not giving you my number"She yelled, as she had a smirk on.

Yuffie laughed more as she loved a good fight
"tifa how you know of clouds ****??"Shey elled luaghing.

 

Cloud eyes flared open at that very moment,Axel knew he was speaking about a sensitive subject,it took days for Cloud to choose Tifa over Aerith,and it hurt him to have to leave such a nice girl too.

Cloud stood up with eyes full of hatred,he stepped up on the stage and had his hand gripped on his buster sword"Give Tifa the microphone back...now"Cloud demanded,it took all his self control not to destroy Axel where he stood,but Cloud was merciful,and he usually gave hiis opponents a change to surrender.