DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

Ask what the **** is going on and why you are going to China when they could be going to superior Japan.

Also nice twist there with the briefcase, pretty anime.

 

[x] Shank this fool

 

[:v] Play along and just get into his car. Being weird will just make you look suspicious

 

[x] Shank this fool

 

[X] Play along, be the weirdo

 

[x] Shank this fool

 

WA BAM!
With the speed of a cheetah and the reflex of a doped up chimpanzee, you whip out your trust knife and stab this fancy lookin dude right in his eye.
"OH JESUS CHRIST MY ****ING EYE GOD DAMN!"
He quickly falls to the floor and begins writhing on the ground trying to stop the blood from coming out of what was once his eye.
It was a good stab if you do say so yourself but you don't say that out loud as it might be a little rude.
You notice that the man has dropped his keys after falling on the ground, you decide to help yourself since he won't be needing it right now considering he is too busy dying.
With keys in hand you waltz on out of the warehouse. The sun is still out and the blinding rays catch you by surprise, it would seem you were in that dark warehouse for a while now.
Eventually your eyes adjust and you see a car, it must belong to the ******bag that you just shanked. It's a white Lamborghini Aventador, real fancy ****, not a spec of dirt on it. Definitely something that belongs to someone with a high payroll.
You open up the car door and take a peak inside. The suitcase that you got earlier is on the passenger seat. In one of the front compartments you find a handgun, looks like a .50 Desert Eagle.
There's a GPS on the dashboard that has 3 locations set into it for easy directions.
Home
Airport
I.S.A
You're not too sure what the hell I.S.A stands for, could it be Interstellar Sexual Acts, or Incredibly Sexy *******s, or Invisible Sex-related Applesauce. Whatever it is, you have no clue where it will lead.

[] Drive to "Home"
[] Drive to "Airport"
[] Drive to "I.S.A"
[] Go find somewhere to sell this car

 

[X] Drive to "Home"

 

Drive to home and poop on the car owner's lawn.

 

[X] Drive to "Home"

 

[x] Go find somewhere to sell this car

 

[X] sell the damn car

 

I'm working on it

 

Awesome sauce!