DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

**** Little girls
**** Joey.

It's time to for a REAL storytime, a storytime that encompasses **** from reality and is about real things and the real
struggle for a little busta on the streets. And that's who you are, the little busta, a straight busta born and raised on
the dank streets of whothe****cares. You've only got one goal in life; to be the damn diddly mack daddy of the streets. To live
in a world where people praise your name and envy your fame. When your rhymes are so fresh, people suck ya nuts just to taste
test.

But there's one problem; you're broke as ****. It is a wonder you can pay rent for where you live because the landlord probably
got stabbed at some point. You need to get off your lazy ass and get a job ya straight busta.

wat do?
[] Begin your rap career RIGHT NOW!
[] Sell your body. Getting payed to have sex? What could go wrong?
[] Shank some fool
[] Write up a resume and apply to some low tier jobs
[] Grind up those sweet tarts in your pocket and sell em

Voting works the same as the last 2 threads.
Vote for what option you want. After a certain amount of time I will stop counting votes and we'll go with whatever
gets the most votes.

SAVING
At any point you can save into State 1,2 or 3, just mention it in your post. Obviously if you save into state 1 while
something is already in there it will overwrite said state. You can load into a file at the end of the day or in the event
of a game over.

This forum is dead so this will probably go nowhere but hey let's see.

First post gets to choose male or female and name of this straight busta.

 

Female, Iris

[] Shank some fool

 

[x] Grind up those sweet tarts in your pocket and sell em

 

[x] Begin your rap career RIGHT NOW!

 

When are you coming back to Discord

 

☑ Grind up those sweet tarts in your pocket and sell em

 

[x] Shank some fool

 

Jube, you'd love it over at Sufficient Velocity.

[X] Shank some fool

 

[] Shank some fool
Time for some true crimes streets of L.A ****.
You get the knife from your sorry excuse of a cupboard and head on out to the streets.
It's early in the day and people are heading to work, a nice opportunity to stab some ******* up and take his everything.
You hide in a nearby alleyway of have a good view of the bus stop. Behind you in the same alley is some dude smoking a cigarette.
He can very easily tell you are about to stam someone in the ****ing face but he doesn't seem to care.
And so you wait
and wait
and wait
until finally you spot two opportunities. A 20 something year old looking lady just sat at the bus stop all by herself.
And on the sidewalk across the street? A man in a suit with a briefcase very obviously heading to work.

[] Stab that chick
[] Stab that dude
[] Stab the dude behind you


We are now a lady named Iris.

 

[X] Stab the dude behind you

 

[x] Stab the dude behind you

 

[x] Stab the dude

 

[] Stab the dude behind you

 

☑ Stab that dude

 

stab everyone

 

[x] stab that dude

 

Stab me

 

its a lie. youre selling your body to the diamond mining industry in the congo. theres nothing sexy about digging in the dirt until your fingers are bone.

 

Im gonna illustrate this ****.

x Stab the dude.

 

Jube please.