do you ever feel like kicking your cat down the stairs

because you hate your ex???

 

you too, magical carpet riding wizard

 

I'd rather just kick my ex down the stairs.

 

You'll go to jail tho.

 

Ever hear of animal cruelty?

 

Is this a new meme?

 

I don't have a cat.

 

Why would you do that to a kitteh? :C

 

Post cat up for adoption on Social Media
When ex asks for it back say it died.

 

you too, wizardly man of flying carpets

treasure these moments

because it belonged to the ex

i like the way you turn those gears

 

Nah, cuz it was all an "accident" >.>

@Rissy damn that's good.

 

HMMMMMMM funny accident if you ask me.

wink wink nudge nudge breathe breathe

 

Rat is a smooth operator.

 

I like blue squares because square sides are easy to count for me.

 

I just picture someone trying to kick this cat down the stairs, and then the cat just sinks its claws into the assailant's foot and makes its way up the leg... with claws...

 

>letting your home cat keep its claws

blasphemy

 

I wanted when he spoiled my favorite sweater

 

like....y'know


nyaa~♡