Destruction in 5 Hours

Says the man who is scared of girls.

 

PWNT !

 

Id go see my freinds.

 

Here is exactly how it would happen.

Xaldin walks down the street in the hood and sees a prostitute.
Since this is in the hood, he tries to use hood slang.
"Are you a hoe? May I super man you?" I wonder if I said it right... he thinks to himself
"WTF..." says the prostitute.
"I thought it would work cuz thats what that Soulja Kid says and he has hoes." Says Xaldin.
"You wanna get laid?" asked the prostitute
"Gee Wilickers! Yes!" screamed Xaldin

Once they found a good spot the hoe got naked and spread her legs.
"Ahhh! Whats that wierd mouth between your legs!"
"Stick your ____ in there....."
"Ahhhhh! She wants to eat my ____! Get away or I'll cast lvl 7 Magic on you!"

 

lolololol .

 

That was my first thought too, but i probably couldn't find a decent guy to make it feel good.

 

Oh kitty, have you already forgoten me :3

 

ok.... weird,GROSS, and funny, but I would probally hang out with my friends and family...