Death Note Game

something like that...followed by too much drama irl. college and work had some influence too. xD
i feel like a n00b back here. lol

 

The Christmas Whore was at a party, dancing the night away and having one too many drinks. Occasionally, he would try to force his services upon fellow patrons, with varying results. While he wasn't looking, someone ended up slipping a roofie into little red, plastic cup. The dirty whore passed out on a couch, his manwhore butt in the air. A half an hour later, he woke up tied to a bed clad only in his white-quickly-turning-yellow briefs. He desperately screamed for help, but the manwhore part of him was really enjoying being tied up. A few minutes after waking up, a strange man walked into the room and undid the ropes that held him in place. Trying to hide his disappointment of being let go, Christmaswhore shouted with false excitement and quickly ran to the door. Though, his cries were soon cut short when he opened the door and ran right into a knife. "Aw, da-," he muttered, before he heard a gun go off as well, right into his buttocks. Santa's little whore fell backward with a loud thud. His eyes were wide open, with tears and spit covering his face and his tongue sticking out. It was a fitting end to Christhormas.

TOD: Tuesday, 7 December 2010 at 10:19

Pyrø, I'm doing the ø wrong, aren't I?

Anyway, come onto MSN more. B|

 

Oh yeah?!?! o=

Ǿ ... Damnit... ø ... Grr...® ... This is getting tougher. T_T... ɸ ...Yay <3

 

... I accuse Urinelover!

 

What a twist! ! ! !

 

So, Pyrth. How're you doing?

"Christmas Presents":

Curious was fishing. His catch? A FUCKING SEA DRAGON!!!!1111eleven!!!! Too bad that sea dragons can break the barrier around Oni Island eat people even after they die. ToD: 1523, December 7th.

Midnight Star took a holiday in Sharm el-Sheikh. All was well until she went surfing. We all know how a surfer looks like a turtle when looked from below. Except Midnight Star. 10 points for the person who guesses what happened. ToD: Look above.

axel-chanvii went ice fishing. After three hours, all she got was a boot (not to the head) and an entry called "How To Avoid Drowning". Few hours pass until she finally catches something useful, a bottle of coke. She carefully opened the bottle mais ecce! It's en jääbjørn! Der beer glacies est mucho tugev! Ass-göstermeksete preni svær ζημιά! Kuolinaika: Den sjunde december. Aika näkyy yllä.

 

A pair of sea turtles? Or a FUCKING SEA DRAGON ate her. Poor MS.

 

round started i guess.

 

Some time ago, actually.

 

Sorry...been playing too much AC2 XD

 

I'm in the mood for a random accusation.

I accuse Fearless

 

...
I don't even know what to say to that death...

That person nobody notices.... :P

 

Bask in your glory of catching a coke can before you died :3

 

That's actually kind of weird, since I've been buying coke cans for a while now...mainly 'cause of the Santas!!! 8D
Please tell me it was a Santa one!! :D

 

>-> i will not die!!! hopefully ...not -gulp-

 

Every Coke can is a santa can. After all it's because of Coka cola that Santa's coat is red :3

 

i don't get it...

 

Santa's coat was once green and then Coke started using him as a way to seel there drink so they changed the colour of his coat to red and from then on he was seen to have a red coat on.

 

Now i get it XD

 

...I wonder if I was fishing for Santas...