Death Note Game, ReVamped Version

Excellent .

 

Kira wasted no time...

Rayku died of a heart attack at 10:38 pm.

 

I accuse Xaale of being Kira.

 

Xaale is taken into custody, where she is slowly broiled over a hot bed of coals for hours.

She is taken off and treated for 3rd degree burns all over her body.

Interogation reveals she feels pretty, and witty, and gay! And she pitties, anyone who feels less.

She is not Kira.

 

I wonder, why him? A first kill chosen randomly?

 

Well... *thinks* This arm of mine really hurts.

 

I accuse Noise of being Kira on the grounds of suddenly invisible and the fact that he has posted a few hours before kill postage. I predict a timed death. Also, message from L?

 

I accuse Dalk, because I dreamt about him and Absol last night, and since Absol left, DALK.

Also because I just wanna see if he's L. Seems like it.

 

Posting.

Time to update myself.

 

Interesting.

I wonder, what if an accuser is L? The Kira would put them down to be killed, but discover it cannot be done because they are L, so we would get a clue.

 

Or what if someone accuses L? You know, without knowing it's L?

 

We went over that last game. L interrogates himself. I think it reveals him as L too.

 

Oh shi---

its' already started.

 

OOC:

A round in under an hour!!

Amazing...

I'm impressed, and I would like Tikem to post the interogation process and such.

 

Oh shi-- it's already over...

what the ****?!

 

I know right?

Its the exact oposite of the last round, which went way to long.

 

At least people are paying more attention...

And I didn't even know the round had begun till an hour ago. :B|:

 

Yeah...

Well... the game ended quickly. And we know the detectives are doing thier jobs.

Great round!

 

I'd like to be in the next round please.

Good job, Noise! You fooled me with the L message, I thought it was legit!

 

Wait, that's the third time I made a quick ending. And I would've wanted someone to accuse me... But here it goes.

Tikem accuses Noise. He is kidnapped whilst asleep from his house. He is taken to a small warehouse where he is interrogated about his relationship with L and Kira. He claims to have gotten a message from L that was supposed to be passed around. He denies the accusation of being Kira though.

The investigators contact L, who confirms that he did give Noise a message. He then orders the investigators to treat him with ferrofluids.

Hours of this ensue:

Noise then admits that he doesn't really like Lady Gaga for her music but for her hermaphroditic-ness.

L commands the detectives to throw Noise into a pool of perfluorocarbons. He is not told that it's breathable. Noise panics and tells his life story of being born to hillbillies that lived under a bridge. His parents constantly tried to get him high for no reason at all. And when he did get high, he was punished for it. This goes on for five hours.

L isn't ready to give up yet. He orders the detectives to shoot Noise out of a tank into a volcano.

Noise then admits the following: "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."

Still no confession.

L decides that it's time for him to personally interrogate him. When he arrives at the scene, it is revealed that he's none other than Tikem.

Several scenes involving The Steel Paddle ensue. Noise then finally admits that he's a communist, porn star and Kira. The Death Note is found hidden behind a Village People poster. During the escort, it disappears when it suddenly started raining bananas.

END OF REVAMP-ROUND 2.

Final Stats:

Shinigami: I C Stupid People
Kira: Noise
Kills: 1
Misa/Mikami: N/A
L: Tikem
Solved by: Tikem
Total time (from start to final accusation):12h 46min

I just realized that I made the longest interrogation process in the history of DN Game. And another round solved thanks to my precog abilities.

It was legit.