Dear Parents,

Please stop asking if that girl and I are together yet. It's NEVER going to happen. We're only friends and that's all I ever intend to be. So stop asking. It's annoying.

 

w-weh .

 

This.
This so much.

If you're so concerned, mother, you go and ask her out.

 

Seriously. I've even considered telling them that I'm gay just so they'll shut up, but I have a feeling they'll just try to set me up with guys then.

 

Trust me. This is better than your mother asking you if you're gay. I swear to god, I wish she would have found my pipe instead.

 

"Have you gotten together with little Billy yet?"

"Yes mother...Yes, just...Just stop f*cking asking."

 

Do what I do. Act perverted in front of your parents. They stop asking then.

 

So are you and the girl together yet?

 

Possibly. But I'm already asexual, so being gay would be a step up to them.

That wouldn't work. They already know about the kind of anime I watch.

@Tiger: No. I can't even tell her I love her to her face yet.

 

And what kind of anime would that be?

 

Just wait till a total stranger asks that.

And then the other person says 'No, but hopefully someday!'

And then he internet stalks you for a year and a half and won't f***ing stop even when you've said that you're not interested ;.;

 

Oh, this and that. The usual stuff.

 

Ah that. And some of this too? Hmm do you watch some of those?

 

Oh, so you do have a thing for her?


Better tell her soon, dude. You never know when she won't be a free fish anymore.

It'll break my heart if I find out she's with someone else, and you were too late.

 

just take your parents, sit them down in the dining room or living room or somewhere else with chairs and say: "We arent going out. we will never go out. we are JUST friends. not BOYfriend, not GIRLfriend, just friends. that is all."

EDIT

just read all of the posts. amendment to above: unless you actually like her. then say this: "Well go out when you stop asking me about it".

 

At least you're honest with yourself. :3

 

I get something like this with my parents as well. I keep getting asked if I like girls and all, and I'm always answering "sure mom, just stop asking already". I swear, not going outside makes your parents insane, just a bit.

 

I'm not friends with enough boys IRL for my parents to do that :.-.: Doesn't stop them though...

 

Oh I've informed her of how I feel, just not to her face. It took the form of a three page single spaced letter that I gave to her at a con.

Hey, I can't be sure of what she wants for us. All I know is that I want to stay her friend no matter how I feel.