Dear Mr. Pumpkin

I have seized control of your country. Surrender all your stroopwafels or I will terminate universal health care.

That is all.

 

i would love to see you try
*pull out keyblade*

 

*Pulls out fully formed X-Blade*

 

*Pulls out Peace of Münster*

 

*Shapeshifts*
Please let me go through with my plan? I'll give you a cake-like baked good that isn't cake and therefore not a lie.

 

hmmmm you have a way with words and it is tempting but....
NO DEAL!!!!
*slash*

 

FINALY a thread i can stand.

 

you! *point keyblade*
whos side are you on

 

Are you sure? Come with me. I've got a surprise for you.

 

:#
ummmm ummmmm
(just think non sexy thoughts)
baseball, halo, ummm dragonball z, ummm kingdom hearts, kairi!

 

...don't you...no.....whats the surpise?

 

I'll tell you if you don't get in the way of my plan.

 

I certainly doubt that a cardboard cutout of a stroopwafel with large amounts of chocolate icing will deter the Dutch fighting spirit, sir.

 

hmmm
save the world or a surpise
fine whats the surpise

 

Man you're thick! I, being in my female form, was trying to woo you into letting me have my victory! I was sending ALL the signals!

The rest of the stroopwafels that I brought home from Amsterdam. Here, try one. They were bought with love.

 

You've used that gif three times in a row. It wasn't even funny the first time.

 

well wanna hear somthing funny i crossed my fingers! so i'm still gonna stop u and no waffels will make me stop!

 

They aren't waffles. They are stroopwafels. And please don't stop me?

 

fine but only cause you said please