Dear khv,

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Juicy, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    They met in person

    get with the times.
     
  2. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    They really did. Read the entire thread first please.
     
  3. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    Unless this happens

    John and Harriet are making out, and there getting all into it in one of the dark theathers on the ride, John makes his move and reaches for Harriets bra strap and then a voice rings out:

    "MOMMY, WHY IS THAT GUY TAKING OFF HER SHIRT?!?!"


    -Third Base is destroyed-
     
  4. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    No! How else will we be able to play sexual baseball?
     
  5. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I've never known what the bases are D: Yank thing.

    I know i've gotten a home run plenty of times though (H)
     
  6. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    They made out in a dark theater and started feeling each other.

    /thread
     
  7. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    It changes everytime I hear it..


    First base is Kissing
    Second Base is touchingbelow the waist
    Third is Groping

    Then homerun is all the way.
     
  8. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    I think you got second and third confused.
     
  9. Ravenyuki Traverse Town Homebody

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    How very nice for you! ^.^
     
  10. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    Yeah, I dunno the bases anymore, but isnt it more or less the same thing?
     
  11. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Pretty much. Although, I didn't exactly know the whole thing.
     
  12. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    isnt 1st tounge kissing
    2nd seeing/groping le boobs
    3rd oral
    home sex?
     
  13. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    I thought oral counted as sex?
     
  14. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    A girl's mouth is a not the same as a vagina.
     
  15. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Third is supposed to be the touching of each others' genitals along with oral sex. Besides that yes.

    Wait why do I know this?
     
  16. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    You are really into your studies.
     
  17. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    But it can give you the same/a better feeling you get than with a vag.

    So, I like Rayku's version better.
     
  18. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Jesus christ. I just read that.
     
  19. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    The four bases can be memorized with the easy trick of "The Four F's":
    1. French
    2. Feel
    3. Finger
    4. Fuck
    (5. Fetish)

    Oh please tell me that really happened. That'd be FML-worthy.
     
  20. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Reading this thread.
    Killed me.