Cybering or however you say it

Is gay. So please. Stop doing it. Or God will hate you.

 

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.



LOL.

 

I hope that didn't really happen.


Seriously... I know it's a Japanese chick but man is this R_tarted. :P

 

It's real.

bloodninja is one of many aliases of this godly internet lurker who loves to attract e-whores into cyber sessions. He gets them into the mood then proceeds to progressively ruin the entire atmosphere.

This one excerpt by White_Rook is one of my favourites. XD

 

WTF? *seriously disturbed now*

 

Dude are you serious? xD

I've got to see this guy on action sometime. It looks like it would be pretty hilarious to see him talk to some whore.

 

Seriously, am I the only one freaked out?

 

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't **** with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?



My personal favourite. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

Hahaha, I need to refind the link with those convos. Reading these is so nostalgic.

 

I laughed and cried at the same time.



He's one sad little 10 year old.

 

He *is* joking. <.<

And it is his intention to ruin the atmosphere. He does it for kicks.

And call me a cynic, but no 10 year old is that clever or intelligent.

 

Ahhh... So he *is* joking...


Well, still. I've seen 10 year olds do this kind of thing pretending to have a sexy body if ya know what I mean.

 

I put on my robe and wizard ha-*stares at Rook* >:

 

Nope, that was only you >_>

 

10 year olds don't reference the Cold War and Ronald Reagan.

bloodninja's demeanor and clever wit is what gives him away as someone older. And he's definitely not in it for the cyber. He's a college kid looking for cheap laughs.

 

The guy's in college and did it for kicks to promote his site.