I'm the nicest member ever, right guys? Right? I may not pass around cookies as if I have a never ending vault of them but I'm really helpful and caring, aren't I? I mean, I'm ALWAYS there for you, man. Remember the time your dog got run over by a speeding dump truck? Who was there? That's right, I was. You know why CtR wasn't there? She was the one driving the truck. What a bitch. And do you recall the time you had to bake 15 dozen cookies in the shapes of very complex christmas trees for Cindy's Christmas party so you could impress her and get into her pants and be her baby's daddy? Who was there? Surely not CtR. She was busy rigging your microwave to explode right in your face next time you felt like makin' a bitchin' hot pocket. Fuck her shit. Oh, and I'm sure you remember this. Remember the project you were working on to get into that bangin' art college where the girls were FIIIIIIINE as hell? Well, do you also remember who tried to totally fuck everything up by sending a large bald man to shit all over your sweet ass painting? Yeah. I know you do. Can you guess who sent him? Oh no no no! Not me! Never would I do such a thing! The true culprit here is the one and only, CtR. That girl can't appreciate good art when she sees it. What the fuck's her problem? I just wanted to remind you all who the REAL nicest, and greatest member on KH-Vids.net really is. And that'd be yours truly.
I'm sure a lot of people do. But not CtR. She wants to put an end to hot pockets everywhere. no i am :C
Dude, she was also there when I tried to make that TV dinner. RIGHT WHEN I FINISHED, she ran up, ripped off the plastic cover so the mildew slapped me in the face, then put it on the floor where my 43 pound cat devoured it. Shortly after, my microwave was missing. Seriously. I need to get out of this house. If my cat eats another one of my belongings I'm going to have to call in social servi-... I mean, animal services? Whatever the **** that agency is called.
I hope she's happy with herself. Your cat is overweight thanks to her. Way to ruin a cat's life, CtR.
This thread is nothing but ass. Jerome may be a nice guy but that's only because he wants to use you. Jerome runs red lights, I SEEN HIM and he gave Pearl Harbor a 10 out of 10 stars, seriously Jerome, WHAT THE FUCK!? That's not all but sometimes, Jerome will actually go up to old ladies and kick them DIRECTLY INTO THE VAGINA! SERIOUSLY MAN! STOP KICKING OLD LADIES IN THE VAGINA! I think you guys best watch out for Jerome before he gives a bad case of space AIDS.
YOU KNOW I'M COLOR BLIND YOU ******* I CAN'T HELP IT Fukken masterpiece It's not like they can really feel anything down there anymore, ya know. This I cannot deny.
