Cross the gap

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  1. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    The gap:
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    It is too far for Agent Zero to jump across and reaching the bottom means death. Be creative.

    A highly relevant example:
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    In case any of you missed it, she wished her way across.
     
  2. The Fuk? Dead

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    Well look who finally decided to show.
     
  3. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Today is Sunday. Yesterday was Saturday and Friday came the day before.
     
  4. daxma Hei Long: Unrivalled under the Heavens

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    What you need to do is get highly qualified engineers to make a bridge across the gap.
     
  5. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    **** your creativity.
     
  6. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Climb down and back up.
     
  7. Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ King's Apprentice

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  8. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    I can't find anything creative ;-;

    I think we did something of the sort several months ago.
     
  9. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Teach a huge eagle how to speak English then ask it kindly to fly you across the gap.
     
  10. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I did that once.

    Okay, summon a great dragon, murder it, take its wings,
    Give it to a blue gopher who tells you that there is no reason to cross the gap.
    In order to prove the gopher wrong, you take off your clothes and strap them
    To your arms, creating wings.
     
  11. The Fuk? Dead

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    Why would we do that when we could make three movies about walking there?
     
  12. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I think he just wants to see you naked.
     
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  14. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Type in "FLYING POLKA-DOTTED BATHTUB" and put Maxwell/Agent Zero in it.
     
  15. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Alright then, strip for the giant eagle/dragon so it will fly you across the gap.
     
  16. C This silence is mine

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    You tie your shoelaces together and get them stuck on the other side of the gap, then you balance over.
     
  17. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Double Jump.
     
  18. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Get Nyan or the Robot Unicorn to fly you cross.

    Build a trampoline at the bottom of the pit and then bounce across.

    Get a handheld portal device.

    Erase the gap :B|:
     
  19. Keychain System Two?!

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    Go up into the castle. Go straight up the stairs, and talk to the King. He will tell you that the Princess has been kidnapped! And since you are the coveted "Light Warriors" (or so he presumes), you can go save her. I bet you're just THRILLED at the prospect of rescuing another princess, eh?

    Now, head out of the castle, and go into one of the town icons, they all lead to the same place. You will find several people here to talk to, an Inn, a weapon shop, armor shop, black magic shop, white magic shop, and other minor stuff. First, head past the Inn and go into the weapons shop. Buy the following items for each character. Then go into the armor shop and buy items too.


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    WEAPON SHOP ARMOR SHOP
    Fighter Rapier Chain Armor
    Black Belt Iron Nunchuk Wooden Armor
    Thief Rapier Wooden Armor
    Red Mage Rapier Chain Armor
    White Mage Iron Hammer Cloth
    Black Mage Small Dagger Cloth
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    After you buy all that stuff and equip everyone with everything (go to the menu screen, and go to weapon, then armor), go up to the magic shop. Go into the white magic shop and buy Cure for your white or red mage. Now, go into the black magic shop and get Fire for your black or red mage.

    Head outside the town, and walk around until you get to Level 2. Go in and rest in the Inn, saving, and then go to the black magic shop and get Lit. Now, go out again, and walk around, until you get to Level 3. Go in, and go to the white magic shop and get Harm. Get Slep from the black magic shop, and save your game at the Inn again. You should be ready to go to the Temple of Fiends. From the town, go straight up, through the forest and swamp, and go in the white place.

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    TEMPLE OF FIENDS
    Suggested Level: 3
    Items: Cabin, Heal Potion, Cap, Were Sword, Soft Potion, Rune Sword
    Monsters: Bone, Ghoul, Grey Wolf, Spider, Wolf, Zombie
    Bosses: Garland
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    Go through the side of the temple clockwise to pick up the items. You will get a Cap (equip it to weakest character), Cabin, and Heal Potion. Ignore the door that is locked by the "Mystic Key", you will get that key later. Now, go straight through that door (you can go back to Corneria and save/heal at the Inn if you wish) and approach Garland.

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    Garland
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    You'd think he'd be a little tough, but if you are on Level 3, you should have no problem. If you have a fighter, have him attack. Same with Black Belts and Thieves. Black and Red mages should use Fire magic, while the White mage either attacks or cures with Cure magic. You can also use the Drink command to heal characters if they need it (use a Heal potion, heh). This battle isn't too tough at all.

    You will be taken back to the King, who will give you the Lute, and will build you a bridge. Go out, cross the bridge, and watch the scene.
     
  20. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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