Crono and Tallian's 'Member' joke thread.

*rubs Marly's armpits on your face* Marly doesnt shower, shave OR use deodorant!

 

*Falls back-dead from the smell*

 

MUWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA~!!!!

I pwn you papa! Now, whos next?

 

Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
Treat Kairi Nice
And she might make a graphic for you
But ask to marry her
She'll have to deny ya
Since she's married to Roxas
Who I think has many soxas
Plus there's 8 other proposals before you
But don't let it enrage ya
It may put you in danger
Of the wrath of a mod or two
But they'll all treat you fairer
Like our Mod Leader Sara
As long as your nice to all it's true
Now I can't keep this going
Since there's a movie that's showing
So I'll bid you all adieu.

Oh and:

An unspecified person of this forum or otherwise's mother is so fat that her house is made out of spandex.

 

Wow, someone made a poem about me, the forums and Sara xD

and spandex! :D

 

hey i made a song about you did you see it

 

nuh uh... you wrote a song?!

 

I just feel like I got owned for some reason. Oh yeah, I came back from the dead.

 

here's a good joke... Amaterasu hates me cuz I called him poop! >.<

 

out of the game
and into my head
some ppl think your lame
that would make me dead...

i want this to be real
running thru my mind
must make you tired

just want you to know
that ill be waiting there for you
just want you to know
that im in love with you

are you there in my life
is this real
or am i dreaming today

just want you to know
that ill be waiting there for you
just want you to know
that im in love with you

this song was made for someone special
im in love and it not fake

 

No no, no owning intended.

Just little things tend to spark a sudden burst of creativity within my mind and I just tend to 'go with the flow' as it were untill it draws to a close.

And as such, your little Roses are Red line was one such spark.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I totally owned Roxas and that is true!

 

lol :) :D :o :p

 

wow, i got to school and come back and now it's a poem thread? omg, queer eye must have been here.

 

Ah! It's Cronoking! The sox roxer of the world!

 

hey kairi nobody can own this tread but tallian and crono and after that me so stop tryin or il lock you in the dungeon w/ xaldin and xigbar!!

 

She speaks the truth. Dang, KairiSoraKeyofLight just owned Kairi so hard!

 

yeah you no i did !!

 

Speak the truth!xD

Kairi's mom is so fat, she took one step in Japan and all of them peoples screamed,"Godzilla!" BURNT! OWNED!AND DISSED!

 

goddammit this is one of the lamest threads here, and my reason is below>.<


Mother jokes are so old…so are insults about one’s mother. Like the biggest insult one can face is an insult about one’s mother. **** that. Next time someone says something like “Yeah, well I ****ed your mom last night†you look that dumb@$$ straight in the eye and say, “Well, that’s too bad, while you were wasting tour time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved our your mothers eye sockets with a razor blade and then sold her blind @$$ as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia and they’ve been shoving flesh eating carrion ants into her *** and video aped it for internet broadcasting. How do you like that? Now that is an insult.

BAM!!!!


btw that was directed towards tallian & cronoking:p